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Burgertime

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Sketch - Comedy by Matt Worzala
Cast
Male: 3
Female: 1
Either: 2
multiple parts can be played by the same actor. Agent Dave and Ricky, while masculine names, are gender neutral


Description
Who doesn't love a good shortcut? All Chaz and Bob wanted was to skip waiting in line for lunch and maybe make a little money on the side. They never thought they'd have to deal with a pregnant fiancee, the health department or the Russian mob.

Additional Notes
This piece was first performed in the 2006 Venture Theatre One Act Festival.

Reviews
"An inspired piece of comedy!"- Michael Thelen, Theater Arts Teacher, Cathedral City High School, Cathedral City, California.


Production History
-Venture Theatre, De Pere, WI 2006

-2007 Drama Teacher's Association of Southern California Fall Drama Festival (by Cathedral City High School)

Excerpt
ENTER AGENT DAVE. He carries a pen and a clipboard

AGENT DAVE:
You the operator of this establishment?

CHAZ:
Yes indeedy. What can I getcha? Don’t tell me, you look like a bacon quarter pounder, fish sandwich, hot fudge sundae kinda guy.

AGENT DAVE:
Actually I look like a Food and Health Inspector kinda guy. What’s your name?

CHAZ:
Chaz.

AGENT DAVE:
How long you been running this place?

CHAZ:
20-25 minutes.

AGENT DAVE:
(scribbles on his board) You got an oven?

CHAZ:
No, I get my food from the front of the store.

AGENT DAVE:
No oven. (scribbles) I see you three ain’t wearing hairnets.

CHAZ:
Hairnets?

AGENT DAVE:
No hairnets. (scribbles) This guy work for you?

CHAZ:
Yes sir.

AGENT DAVE:
He got papers?

BOB:
Papers?

License

This script is licensed under the Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 license. See full license

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Author

romanworz@yahoo.com
Matt Worzala
611 Tyrolian Drive
Green Bay WI, 54302

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