Water Warfare
We've been alarmed by recent developments in the water-shooting device market. The ever escalating arms war of larger capacity, longer distance, and rapid delivery of more payload onto the designated target will only end with the development of larger weapons of mass soaking. And we see no reason not to capitalize on this market, so...
We present to you the "Mega-Bucket 5000"
- Built in handle for easy portability.
- Wide apeture for quick and easy filling.
- Uses the same wide apeture for delivery of payload onto target. (This reduces the number of parts and the complexity, virtually eliminating the possibility of failure while in battle).
- Compatible with a wide variety of re-arming mechanisms.
Also, check out the "Ultra-Bucket 2500", and the "Super-Bucket 1200" (pictured).
Also Available!
Destructo-Hose 5000 with optional Super-Control Nozzle 3250
Destructo-Hose 5000 overcomes a key obstacle of hydro-warfare: that of reloading. Users of Destructo-Hose 5000 have put that behind them with this marvel that completely eliminates the need to re-load.
Buyers using the "Super-Control-Nozzle-3250" are able to eliminate friendly fire mishaps by use of this inexpensive accessory -- and it saves wear and tear on the user's thumb!