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The Johnny Suade Chronicles

I'm not exactly sure how this started - or why it is funny.
I don't even know if it is...
But that doesn't mean I'm not going to post it on the net.
I found all this stuff in my mailbox from Tuesday April 25th, through Thursday April 27th 2000. There was also a reference to Spartacus that I didn't include becase I didn't understand it. 
Who is Johnny Suade?  Is that you Little Dan Ritter?

Whoever he is he's availible a lot for May, and we need him.

Mike
Green Bay Improvisor.

whoever johnny suade is, they're spelling 'suede' wrong.
unless it's some kind of artistic thing.

MS
[Matt Sloan]


Wasn't Johnny Suede a Brad Pitt movie?  Yes, it was.
This is interesting.  I just finished watching the movie Seven on DVD,
which contains short biographries of a select few actors in the film.  As I
infrequently do, I read through them; including Brad Pitt.  Right there in
the middle of his filmography section was Johnny Suede (1992), starring
Brad Pitt as the title character.  Then I read these emails.  What a
coincidence.  Well, I thought it was interesting.
Here's some fun links to Johnny Suede on the net.
Enjoy!
* http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/6302749...
* http://us.imdb.com/Title?0104567
* http://www.reel.com/movie.asp?MID=5003
Danimal
UWM Mouse Potato

[Dan Ritter]

Well, cripes, this Johnny Suade/Suede thing is getting out of hand.  I must
say the movie looks interesting (Catherine Keener and Nick Cave - - Wow!),
but Dan still didn't answer the question.  Are you Johnny Suade, Dan?

            - Andy
            [Andy Behrendt]

i wanna know who johnny suade is cuz i'm looking for a sidekick gig as "jimmy
naugahyde"...or perhaps "sammy velour"...wait, maybe "kenny corduroy"...or
what about "vinny vinyl".  the options are there, i just need a lead superhero
to follow around.  email me privately if you are the one and only johnny
suade.

-g.

p.s. i think the misspelling of suede is very sexy.

[Gary Radke]

Dan figured out that Johnny Suade is none other than Brian Schmidt.  Now if
we can just figure out who Johnny Swede is.  Ah, nevermind.


            - Andy

ja, jello...

yi am johnny swede,

yi am yinterested in the yollowing tings:

fjords,
lutefisk,
jodeling,
tight yeather yorts,
goats,
and finally, dikes,

i yant to have yinteresting american friends
who can teach me yinglish and also how to
score with yexy american babes, and how yomeboy!

this is me, yigning off now

Johnny Swede (JS)
[Johnny Swede?]

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