In Mystery Science Theater 3000 (MST3k) episode #820, Space Mutiny, there was an overly-muscled blonde hero that looked like he worked out far too much. Mike and the Bots of course, carrying on the tradition started in #524 (12 to the Moon), started making fun of his mere appearance. Here are the names they called him.

   Slab Bulkhead
 Fridge Largemeat
   Punt Speedchunk
  Butch Deadlift
   Bold Bigflank

 Splint Chesthair
  Flint Ironstag
   Bolt Vanderhuge
  Thick McRunfast
  Blast Hardcheese

   Buff Drinklots
  Trunk Slamchest
   Fist Rockbone
  Stump Beefgnaw
  Smash Lampjaw

  Punch Rockgroin
   Buck Plankchest
  Stump Chunkman
   Dirk Hardpeck
    Rip Steakface

  Slate Slabrock
   Crud Bonemeal
  Brick Hardmeat
    Rip Sidecheek
  Punch Sideiron

Gristle McThornBody
  Slake Fistcrunch
   Buff Hardback
    Bob Johnson
  Blast Thickneck

 Crunch Buttsteak
   Slab Squatthrust
   Lump Beefrock
  Touch Rustrod
   Reef Blastbody

    Big McLargeHuge
  Smoke Manmuscle
   Beat Punchbeef
   Pack Blowfist
   Roll Fizzlebeef

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