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I am the Luckiest Person Ever VIII
I have received comments from people wanting to know if they'd won.
Let me now drop what little subtle I had. You did not win.
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- Sep 22, 2004 - 1,500,000 USD from Queensley Rhoda of an unknown organization, Netherlands
- Sep 22, 2004 - 1,000,000 USD from Sheila O' Conner of Absolutely Famous Lottery, Netherlands
- Sep 22, 2004 - 500,000 USD from Kelvin Brown of Continent Software International Lottery, Netherlands
- Sep 22, 2004 - 1,000,000 USD from Sandra Hanns of Lottery Winners International, Netherlands
- Sep 22, 2004 - 2,203,479 Pounds from Richard Harp of The U.K National Lottery, U.K.
- Sep 23, 2004 - 1,000,000 Euro from Anne Janssens of World E-Mail Lottery Sweepstakes, Belgium
- Sep 23, 2004 - 500,000 USD from Teresa Desh of Idaho Email Lottery International, Netherlands
- Sep 24, 2004 - 500,000 USD from Rosaline Van Sorgeloof of Alvo Intenational Lotto, Belgium
- Sep 24, 2004 - 800(?) USD from Brigit Willem of The Global Mega Lottery Int., Netherlands
- Sep 25, 2004 - 1,000,000 Euro from Marilyn Riccardis of Euro Millions International, Belgium
internetgame77 internetgame77@coolkiwi.com Sep 22 FROM:THE DESK OF THE MANAGING DIRECTOR INTERNATIONAL/PRIZE AWARD DEPT REF:PL2/209318/09 BATCH:18/103/HME. Attn:Dear Sir/Madam We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lottery Winners International programs held on the 23/8/2004. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number 653164251591-6011 with serial number 7321410,batch number 7151085135,lottery ref number 6376527711 and drew lucky numbers 4-9-17-36-44-78 which consequently won in the 1st category, you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of US$1.500,000.00 (One Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States dollars) CONGRATULATIONS!!! Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your winning information confidential until your claims has been processed and your money Remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 40,000 company and 20,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world. This promotional program takes place every year. This lottery was promoted and sponsored by Association of software producers. we hope with part of your winning,you will take part in our next year US$20 million international lottery. To file for your claim, please contact our paying officer: Contact Person: Mr.David Malone TEL:+31 616-256-193 Email:david_malone77@fastermail.com Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than 15TH of OCTOBER,2004. After this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake. Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications please remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all correspondence. Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our agent as soon as possible. Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being part of our promotional program. Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified. yours Sincerely, Mrs.Queensley Rhoda, For Management. ___________________________________________________________________________ Mail sent from WebMail service at NetMag.net.pk - http://www.netmag.net.pk
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MRS. SHEILA O'CONNER elss001@netscape.net Sep 22 SUBJECT: LOTTERY WINNING NOTIFICATION/ FINAL NOTICE EMAIL LOTTERY SWEEPSTAKES (ACCREDITED LICENSED AGENT TO ABSOLUTELY FAMOUS LOTTERY) Ref. Nnumbe: 055/566/5667 Batch Number: 5455-8884-AZ 78 Sir/Madam We are pleased to inform you about the result of the Lottery Winners International programs held on the 16th September,2004. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number 007688205- with serial number 4764-580 drew lucky numbers 7-17-18-23-00-45 which consequently won in the 1st category, you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of US$ 1,000,000.00 (One Million United States Dollars) CONGRATULATIONS!!! Due to the mix up of some numbers and name's we ask that you keep your winning information confidential until your claims has been processed and your money Remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawnfrom over 25,000 company and 40,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world. This promotional program takes place every three years. This lottery was promoted by the software corporation to compensate some few individuals with website and email addresses, we hope that with part of your winning you will take part in our next year USD50 million internationallottery. To file for your claim, please contact our FIDUCIAL AGENT: Mr. Wado Donell of ABSOLUTELY FAMOUS AGENCY. TEL: +31-625-487-979 Email: supports616@netscape.net Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than 15th of October 2004. After this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake. Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications please remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all correspondence. Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our agent as soon as possible. Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being part of our promotional program. Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified. Sincerely yours, Mrs. Sheila O' Conner. (Lottery Coordinator)
Huh. Never heard of them.
CONTINENT SOFTWARE PROMOTIONS continentware@netscape.net Sep 22 254 EGASTRAAT, 354tz AMSTERDAM, NETHERLAND. WROM: TTZRCLBDXRQBGJSNBOHMKHJYFMYXOEAIJ INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD DEPT, SCFN: GWK/5333/025648/03UAD. BATCH: 241/2002/BLL. ATTN: CEO, We are pleased to inform you of the release today the 22nd SEPTEMBER 2004 of the CONTINENT SOFTWARE INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY/PROMOTIONS, netherland held on the 19th jenuary 2004. your company/individual name attached to the ticket numbers 1001-58255563-2285 with serial number 8888/03 drew from the lucky numbers 02-22-00-66-99-85-52-12-36-50, which consequently won the lottery in the FIRST category. You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATE DOLLARS (US500,000.00) in cash credited to security file number GWK/5333/025648/03UAD.This is from a total cash prize of US$20 million share among ten individuals and Six international companies lucky winners in this category. CONGRATULATIONS. Your funds is now deposited with our Payment/Finance Department in the security company to your name ,Due to the mixed up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep this winning a top secret from the public notice until your claims has been processed and remitted to your account as this is apart of the security protocol, to avoid double claiming or unwarranted taking advantage of this program by participants. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from the 100,000 company/individal email addresses from all over the world as part of our international promotions program, which we conduct every decade. We hope with a part of your winnings ,you will take part in our next end of year stake us$20million international lottery. TO begin your claims, please contact your claim agent in (Lottery payment centre), MR.robinson williams(Director of operations). TEL.0031-624821795. email(lotteryagency@netscape.net) For processing and remittance of your cash to a designated account of your choice. remember,all winnings must be claim not later than 5th OCTOBER 2004, After this date,All unclaims funds will be returned to the promotion company. NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote your security credicted file number and batch numbers and also with your telephone and fax numbers respectively in every correspondence with your claim agent. Furthermore, should there be any change of your address, do inform your claim agent as soon as possible. Congratulations once again from all members of our staff and thank you for being part of our promotions program and publication. Yours sincerely, MR. KELVIN BROWN. (promotion manager).
I won in Jenuary, and you're just telling me NOW!? Wait. Jenuary?? A proper misuse would be "januari"; seeing as how it is from the Netherlands... Whatever.
SANDRA HANNS ciscontwld@netscape.net Sep 22 CISCO-NET-WORLD NV: STATIONSWEG 42 3800 AW AMERSFOORT, THE NETHERLANDS, TEL: +31-620-88-53-34. Ref. Number: 132/756/4577 Batch Number: 638901527-BC67 Dear Sir/Madam, We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lottery Winners International programs held on the 20th September, 2004. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number 278511465896-6452 with serial number 3772-554 drew lucky numbers 7-14-17-23-31-44 which consequently won in the 1st category, you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of US$ 1,000,000.00(One Million United States Dollars) CONGRATULATIONS!!! Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your winning information confidential until your claims has been processed and your money Remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 20,000 company and 30,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world. This promotional program takes place every three year. This lottery was promoted and sponsored by eminent personalities like Mr. Bill Gates and the sultan of Brunei, we hope with part of your winning you will take part in our next three years USD50 million International Promotion lottery. To file for your claim, please contact our fiducially Agent: Dr. Desmond McPhillip TEL: +31-620-885-334. Email: CiscoNetWorldLot@netscape.net Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than 10th October, 2004. After this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake. Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all correspondence. Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our agent as soon as possible. Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being part of our promotional program. Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified. Sincerely yours, Sandra Hanns Seceretary.
Seen this all before.
ukwinninglottos@tiscali.co.uk Sep 22 The U.K National Lottery 12 Bridge Street, Staines Middlesex TW18 4TP United Kingdom. Ref: LSUK/2031/8161/04 Batch: R3/A312-59 WINNING NOTIFICATION: We happily announce to you the draw (#912) of the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY, online Sweepstakes International Program held on Saturday 18th September 2004. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 56475600545 188 with Serial number 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers: 05,10,13,14,28,42,48 which subsequently won you one of the two Jackpot prizes. You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £2,203,479 (Two Million Two Hundred and Three Thousand Four Hundred and Seventy Nine Pounds Sterling) in cash credited to file KTU/9023118308/03. All participants for the online version were selected randomly from the World Wide Web through a computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000 unions, associations, and corporate bodies that are listed online. This promotion takes place weekly. Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European booklet representative office in Europe as indicated in your play coupon. In view of this, your £2,203,479 would be released to you by any of our payment offices in Europe. To file for your claim, please contact our fiduciary agent: Mr. Frank Bernett Email: fbernettjp1@hotmail.com Fax: +44-8701351471 Provide him with the information below: 1.Name: 2.Address: 3.Marital Status: 4.Occupation: 5.Age: 6.Sex: 7.Nationality: 8.Country Of Residence: 9.Telephone Number: 10.Fax Number: 11.Draw Number above: That way your Winnings Certificate and all other relevant documents/paperwork can be prepared for you. You would be required to show an instrument of identification when cashing your cheque i.e. Drivers license or International passport. For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claims is processed and your money remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim your prize. This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program. Please be warned. You can go to our online result site to confirm the value of your winnings and also get a prize breakdown:- www.national-lottery.co.uk/player/p/results/results.do Good luck from me and members of staff of the U.K NATIONAL LOTTERY. Yours faithfully, Sir Richard Harp. Online Co-ordinator for U.K NATIONAL LOTTERY Sweepstakes International Program. __________________________________________________________________ Get Tiscali Broadband From £15:99 http://www.tiscali.co.uk/products/broadbandhome/
This one is interesting in that the prize was actually real. It was won by other people - but at least actual money was involved...
Mrs Anne Janssens emaillothouse@netscape.net Sep 23 WORLD E-MAIL LOTTERY SWEEPSTAKES (ACCREDITED LICENSED AGENT INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY .) Ref. Number:7683408058/09 Batch Number:57/8703/3PD Credited file Number:EGS56/50071245/25 ATTENTION. Sir/Mrs, We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lottery Winners International programs held on the 23rd september,2004. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number 738--134655507--798 with serial number 8052-79 drew lucky numbers 8-10-25-30-32-49 which consequently won in the 1st category. You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay of 1.000.000(one million EUROS) in cash credited to file . This is from a total cash prize of (thirty million Euro) shared among the thirty international winners in this category. CONGRATULATIONS!!! Due to mix up of some numbers and names we ask that you keep your winning information confidential until your claims has been processed and your money Remitted to you.This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 50,000 company and 70,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world. This promotional program takes place every three years,the lottery was promoted and sponsored by the President of the World Largest software,B.Gates. We hope with part of your winning you will take part in our next year 50.000.000 (fifty million EUROS) international lottery. Your fund is now deposited with in a bank under a fixed deposit bond policy insured to you by our financial agent. To file for your claim please contact our (E.U) financial agent,Foriegn operations manager,Mr Joeri walter. Email:eufiducialagent@netscape.netTel:+32-494-793-349. Remember all winning must be claimed not later than 5th of october 2004. After this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake. Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications please remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all correspondence.Please attach your phone and fax number.Furthermore,should there be any change of address do inform our agent as soon as possible. Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being part of our promotional program. Sincerely yours, Lotto Co-ordinator. Mrs.Anne Janssens
Bill Gates at it again... Maybe this is to make up for that email forwarding hoax.
desh42@handbag.com Sep 23 IDAHO EMAIL LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL, LUSDEEN 754, ALMERLSFOORT THE- NETHERLANDS REF NUMBER: IDEL8L/I/8IDL042 BATCH NUMBER: (10)(25)(36)(71)(44) SECURITY FILE NUMBER:IDELI(00)(42)/04DLI) EMAIL:atlanticcom3@mail.com DEAR SIR/MADAM. We are pleased to inform you about the result of the IDAHO International Email Lottery programs held on the 30th of August, 2004. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number IDLI/00/(20)(98)(43)(51)(04) with serial number (22)(00)(14)(31) and lucky numbers (20)(01)(30)(09)(36)(34) which consequently won in the (B1) category, you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of US$ 500,000.00 (Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) CONGRATULATIONS!!! Due to mix up of some numbers and name's we ask that you keep your winning information confidential until your claims has been processed and your money Remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 30,000 company and 30,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world. This promotional program takes place every Six Months. This lottery was promoted by software manufacturer and Internet Service Providers to compensate users of the internet and encourage new users of the internet worldwide, we hope that with part of your winning you will take part in our next year US$4.5 million international lottery programme. To file for your claim, please contact the approved Licensed processing company below: COMPANY NAME:ATLANTIC SECURITY AND TRUST B.V. PROCESSING OFFICER:Dr. STEVE BROWN. TELEPHONE NUMBER:+31-615-645-130 REPLY EMAIL:atlanticcom3@mail.com Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than One Weeks after receiving your Notification. After this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake. Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications please remember to quote your reference numbers and batch numbers in all correspondence. Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our agent as soon as possible.all winners will be responsible for the legalization of their winning price processing tax charges. by the high Court here in Netherlands NOTE,this tax fee must be paid before winning claims can be processed and cannot be deducted due to hard insurance cover placed on their winning price.The International remittance dept can only effect transfer only if winner have met all legal and claim procedures be WARNED. Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being part of our promotional program. Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified. Yours Sincerely, Mrs.TERESA DESH. (International lottery Coordinator) BENEFICIARY TO THIS LOTTERY SHOULD CONTACT THE LICENSED PROCESSING COMPANY ON TELEPHONE NUMBER 0031-615-645-130. DR.STEVE BROWN.WITH PROVE OF WINNING INFORMATIOMS. __________________________________________________________________ Get Tiscali Broadband From £15:99 http://www.tiscali.co.uk/products/broadbandhome/ __________________________________________________________________ Get Tiscali Broadband From £15:99 http://www.tiscali.co.uk/products/broadbandhome/
Aha! I'd catch you guys sooner or later! Idaho doesn't even EXIST! (see number 20)
ALVO INTENATIONAL LOTTO. NV/SA. alvolottoinfo@netscape.net Sep 24 ALVO INTERNATIONAL LOTTO.NV/SA. PROMO/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT. ADDRESS:121 AVENUE LOUISE 1000-BRUSSELS.BELGIUM REF:ALMC/96581/5247/BE BATCH:45192/180884/LMC ATTENTION: RE / AWARD NOTIFICATION / PROCESSING ADVICE: We are pleased to inform you of the announcement today,24th September 2004 of winners of the SCIENTIFIC GAME PROMO LOTTERY-BELGIUM / INTERNATIONAL, PROGRAMS held on 22nd September 2004. Your email address attached to ticket number 130911 with serial number 31909 drew the lucky numbers 9978-564-739, and consequently won the lottery in the 1st category. You have therefore been approved of a lump sum pay out of US$500,000.00 (FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATE DOLLARS) in credited to file REF NO. ALMC/96581/5247/BE. This is from total prize money of US$3,500,000.00 shared among the international winners in our 1st -5th categories. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn form 35,000 company email addresses and 50,000,000 individual email addresses from Australia, New Zealand, America, Europe, North America and Asia as part of International Promotions Program, which is conducted annually. CONGRATULATIONS! Your fund is now in custody of a financial company insured in your FILE REFERENCE. Due to the mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep this award strictly from public notice until your claim has been processed and your money remitted to your account. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unscrupulous acts by participants of this program. This lottery program was promoted by our group of philanthropist headed by Mr. Bill Gates. We hope with part of your prize, you will participate in our end of year high stakes of US$10,000,000 million Dollars International Lottery. To begin your claim, please contact your file/claim officer: MR.WALTER GUGI of ALVO INTERNATIONAL LOTTO.NV/SA (BRUSSELS - BELGIUM). On TEL:+32-479-390-121/+32-4741-621-916. Please be informed that NON RESIDENCE of BELGIUM will be required to procure an Affidavit of lotto claim papers/Court clearance certificate from the Court prior to award payment policy of the Belgian Gaming Board and required by the paying Financial Company. Please be aware that your Paying Authority will Effect Payment Swiftly upon satisfactory Report, Verifications and validation provided by this processing Agent. For due processing and remittance of your winning prize to designated account of your choice, please treat as urgent. Remember, all prize money must be claimed not later than 10th October 2004.After this date, all funds will be returned as unclaimed. NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delay and complications, please remember to quote your reference and batch numbers in every one of your correspondences with your agent. Furthermore, should there be any change of your address, do inform your claims agent as soon as possible. PLEASE NOTE THAT EVERY REPLY SHOULD BE SENT AS AN E-MAIL ATTACHMENT TO ENHANCE ELIGIBLE VIEW. Congratulations once again from our team of staff and thank you for being part of our promotional program. Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is AUTOMATICALY DISQUALIFIED. Sincerely, Rosaline Van sorgeloof(Mrs) (Lottery Coordinator)
This one is spooky as hell. No joke; it is plain creepy.
BRIGIT WILLEM willemlottobv@netscape.net Sep 24 FROM: THE DESK OF THE LOTTO CHANCELLOR, INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT, REF: KIY/47560460037/11. BATCH: 24/23567/YHI ATTENTION: RE/ AWARD NOTIFICATION; FINAL NOTICE We are pleased to inform you of the announcement today, 25th-09-2004 of winners of the REAL EXCHANGE LOTTO PROMO ,THE GLOBAL MEGA LOTTERY INT., PROGRAMS AMSTERDAM held on 13 June,2004 through computer ballot system Your company/You email,is attached to ticket number 023-5876-790-279, with serial number 3673-10 drew the lucky numbers 43-14-42-37-69-25, and consequently won the lottery in the first category You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of US$800 000:00 in cash credited to file REF:KIY /47560460037/02. This is from total prize money of US$90,000,000.00 shared among the 25 i nternational winners in this category. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn form 30,000 names from Australia, New Zealand, America, Europe, North America, Asia, and Africa as part of International Promotions Program, which is conducted annually. CONGRATULATIONS! Your fund is now deposited with a Finance House insuredin your name. Due to the mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep this award strictly from public notice until your claim has been processed and your money remitted to your account. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unscrupulous acts by participants of this program. We hope with a part of you prize, you will participate in our end of year high stakes US$1.0 Billion Netherlands International Lottery. To begin your claim, please contact our international claim agent: Mr Mark Santos. email:agentmarksantos@netscape.net Tel:+31-616-106-314 INTERNATIONAL COORDINATOR, For due processing and remittance of your prize money to a designated account of your choice. Remember, all prize money must be claimed not later than 25th october, 2004. After this date, all funds will be returned as unclaimed. NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote your reference and batch numbers in every one of your correspondences with your agent.Furthermore, should there be any change of your address, do inform your claim's agent as soon as possible. Congratulations again from all our staff and thank you for being part of our promotions program. Sincerely, Mrs Brigit Willem THE PROMOTIONS MANAGER,GLOBAL MEGA LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL N.B. Any breach of confidentiality on the part of the winners will result to disqualification. THANKS FOR WINNING.
US$800 000:00? There is a colon and a space in your number. Normally I find the long-hand numbers superfluous, but in this case; I'd like to know what the hell that is. Eight Hundred Zillion?
A billion? Do you know how big that is? It is 3 times larger than the largest lottery ever. I'd think that would be in the news. If you're not going to use believable numbers; I suggest the following awards...
- Umpteen Million Euro
- Two Gazillion Euro
- Umpteen Bazillion USD
CUSTOMER SUPPORT /PRIZE AWARD DEPT. eurocustomercliamcenter@starspath.com Sep 25
EURO MILLIONS INTERNATIONAL.
FROM: CUSTOMER SUPPORT /PRIZE AWARD DEPT.
REF: ELI/6345/02
BATCH: 5A/10/8666/EMPDA/SL.
RE: WINNING NOTIFICATION ,VERIFICATION AND CLAIM.
Sir/Madam,
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Euro Million International
programs held on the 18th August,2004. where all participants were selected
through lucky email and number generator system from the internet,randomly
drawn from over 100,000 COMPANIES
and 50,000,000. (individuals private/personal) email addresses all over the
world with your personal, email-address attached to ticket number SL209/
EM334567 with serial number EL 5010019.drew lucky numbers 1, 9, 15, 23, 24,
47 which consequently won the 2nd category,
you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of 1,000,000.00
Euros. (ONE MILLION EUROS ONLY) which is currectly insured in your favour.
This funding was made possible by microsoft international to support the
use of mircosoft software in conjunction with Spain's Loterías y Apuestos
del Estado (organizers of the famous El Gordo Draw). Other European lotteries
are lined up to join the Game later this year.
Visit our sites for more about our weekly lottery program;
https://internet-securenet.secure.powweb.com/lt/euromillions-pop.html
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
We ask that you keep your winning information confidential until your claims
has been processed and your money remitted to you. This is part of our
security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this
program by some participants.
This special promotional program takes place every 16 months to promote our
lottery program.
We hope with part of your winnings you will equally take part to help promote
our November participation in the convention/trade show for a growth
innovation and reputation scheme.
http://www.wla2004.com/home.asp
To file for your claims, please contact our accreditated agent:
FRANCO PEREZ CONSULTA Y SEGURIDADES; (Spain)
EMAIL:oficina-de-franco@consultant.com
francoconsult@ipodmail.com.
Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than 10th, November ,2004.
After this date, all unclaimed funds will be retrieved and included in the
next stake. Please note in order to
avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote your
reference number and batch numbers in all correspondence.
Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our agent as
soon as possible.
Congratulations once more from our members of staff.
Sincerely yours,
Ms Marilyn Riccardis.
Lottery Coordinator.
Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified
Winner! Most convoluted sentance structure. 104 words, 6 periods, 14 prepositional phrases...
I have received comments from people wanting to know if they'd won.
Let me now drop what little subtle I had. You did not win.
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