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I am the Luckiest Person Ever VI
I have received comments from people wanting to know if they'd won.
Let me now drop what little subtle I had. You did not win.
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- Sep 15, 2004 - 500,000 USD from Esther van bulks of Reality Lottery International, Luxembourg
- Sep 16, 2004 - 600,000 Euro from Teresa Armas Gonzalez of El Gordo Loteria Nacional, Spain
- Sep 16, 2004 - 850,000 Dollars from Cathy Hayes of Lottery International, Netherlands
- Sep 16, 2004 - 650,000 Euro from Veronica Van Bosch of Macsoftware International Lottery, Spain
- Sep 17, 2004 - 2,500,000 USD from Michael Ronin of British Lottery International, U.K.
- Sep 17, 2004 - 2,000,000 Euro from Brenda Smith of RoyalTrust Lottery Int., Netherlands
- Sep 17, 2004 - 2,000,000 USD from Mary Vincent of International Lottery Commission, Belgium
- Sep 17, 2004 - 150,000 Euro from unknown persons of Norma International Lottery, Netherlands
- Sep 18, 2004 - 850,000 USD from Antonia Filippidou of International Promotions, Greece? (U.K.?)
- Sep 18, 2004 - 250,000 Euro from Betje Willem of International Lottery Promotions, Netherlands
realitylottery3@email.lu Sep 15 REALITY LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD DEPT. REF: MLI/231-ILGI0431/03 BATCH: IPD/15/096/PTNL RE: WINNING FINAL NOTIFICATION Sir/Madam We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lottery Winners International programs held on the 3rd of March 2004. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number 20511465897-6291 with serial number 472-971103 drew lucky numbers 8-66-97-22-71-64, which consequently won in the 2nd category, you have therefore been approved for a sum pay out of US$ 500,000.00 (Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars). CONGRATULATIONS!!! Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your winning information very confidential till your claims has been processed and your prize/money Remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 200,000,000 company and 300,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world. This promotional program takes place annually. We hope with part of your winning you will take part in our next year USD100 million international lottery. To file for your claim, please contact our/your fiducially agent MR.KOVIO JOHNSON of the,SILVER TRUST AGENT REPLY EMAIL TO koviojohnson@boardermail.com Note that all winning must be claimed not later than 5th of October 2004. After this date all unclaimed, funds will be included in the next stake. Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications please remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all correspondence. Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our agent as soon as possible. Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being part of our promotional program. Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified. Sincerely yours, Mrs. Esther van bulks Lottery Coordinator. http://email.luxweb.com - votre adresse @email.lu gratuite
Fi DU chee ah lee... Fi du CHEE ah lee... FIE du chee AL lee... Screw it. Whatever that is - it is an adverb, when it clearly should be an adjective. How about "Please contact your Claims Agent"?
Mrs. Teresa Armas Gonzalez. elgordoeurloto@netscape.net Sep 16
El Gordo Loteria Nacional
Calle aberto 1-5a
Madrid Branch.
Ref: SP/068/04
DRAW RESULTS NOTIFICATION
Dear Sir/Madam,
We are pleased to inform you of the result of our computer random
selection for the National Lottery held September 11, 2004.Your email address
attached to ticket number 4 6 8 0 6 drew the lucky star number which
consequently won the draw in the first category.
You have been approve for the star prize of Six Hundred Thousand Euros
(600,000.00 Euros).
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
You are advised to keep this winning very confidential until you
receive your lump prize in your account.This is a protective measure to avoid
double claiming by people you may tell. Now convert your lottery winning
notification into money here in El
Gordo: Just send your winning ticket number and your personal data to
feligomezapuesta@netscape.net for the processing of your claim. Call
your claim agent FELIX GOMEZ , Tel:+34 66 6947 649, for immediate processing
of your winning prize.,
for All prizes must be claimed within three months.
NOTE: If you are under the age of 18, you are automatically
disqualified for this star prize.
Yours faithfully,
Mrs.Teresa Armas Gonzalez.
cc: elgordoeuroloto@netscape.net
A Lucky Star!? That means someone's made a NEW FORM LETTER! Woohoo! Gone are all the tedious specifics of how many people won, what the total prize was, and what the lot numbers and serial numbers were. Much easier to read. Nice job folks!
CATHY HAYES microwldlot@netscape.net Sep 16 MICROWORLDLOT AGENCY BV THE NETHERLANDS. ADDRESS; HANDELSWEG 20, 2404 MV AMSTERDAM THE NETHERLANDS. TEL:+31 627 396 636 FROM THE DESK OF THE PROMOTIONS MANAGER, INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT, REF: MWA/LP/ 811732/09 BATCH: 009/2478/MWLP ATTENTION: WINNING NOTIFICATION/FINAL NOTICE. We are pleased to inform you that you are part of the winners at the recent LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION held 13th of Sept, 2004. You are attached to ticket number 005-8851-8940-304 with serial number 3241-22,which drew the lucky numbers 34-19-40- 58-30-49, and consiquently won the lottery in the 2nd category. You have therefore been approved for a lump sum payment of $850.000,00(EIGHT-HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS ONLY) credited to file REF: MWA/LP/ 811732/09, with BATCH NO.009/2478/MWLP From total prize money of $30 Million among the 20 international winners in this category. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 50,000 Internet Users from Australia, New Zealand, America, Europe, North America, Africa and Asia as part of International Lottery Promotions Program, which is conducted once in a year. CONGRATULATIONS!!! Your funds are now deposited to a financial institute; Insured and attached with your Email address/ Ref / Batch and ticket numbers. Due to the mix-up of some email addresses and ticket numbers, we ask that you keep this award strictly from public notice until your claim has been processed and your funds are remitted to your designated bank account. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claims or unscrupulous acts by lucky winners of this program. We hope with part of your Award Prize, you will be included in 2005 of year high stakes $10 Million International Lottery. To begin your claim, please contact your claim agent; DR. WALTER SMITH Foreign Service Manager. Email;microworldlot@netscape.net For due processing and the remittance of your prize money to a designated account of your choice. Remember; all prize money must be claimed not later than September,30th 2004. After which , all funds will be returned as unclaimed. NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote your REF&BATCH numbers to any of our correspondences worldwide. Furthermore, should there be any change of your address, do inform your claims agent as soon as possible. N:B .....Any breach of our security protocol / policy on the part of any winners will result to disqualification. CONGRATULATIONS once again from all our staffs and thanks for being part of the computer promotions program. Sincerely, CATHY HAYES THE PROMOTIONS SECRETARY N.B...... WE APOLOGIES FOR THE DELAY OF THIS INFORMATION.!!!
Having painstakingly screened out undesirables who may be from South America...
Ok, people I can only nota bene once per lottery. So... I guess I'll breach security and accept your apology.
MRS. VERONICA VAN BOSCH boschveronica@netscape.net Sep 16 MACSOFTWARE INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY BV Calle Redentor 21B Bajo Carabanchel Alto 26022 Madrid Spain. ATTN: We are pleased to inform you of the announcement today 14th, September 2004 of winners of the MACSOFTWARE PROMOTION LOTTERY SPAIN /INTERNATIONAL, PROGRAMS held on 23rd of August 2004. Your email address attached to ticket number 023-56678230954, drew the lucky numbers7-14-21-42-49-59, batch number 6858/NL and consequently won the lottery in the 1st category. You have therefore been approved of a lump sum pay out of EURO 350.OOO (Three HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND EURO) in credited to file LOTTERY REF NO. SGIL/763276/03. This is from total prize money of EURO 20,000,000.00 shared among the seventeen international winners in categories C with serial number: IL/FLW/12-C033721192. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn form 25,000 company email addresses and 30,000,000 individual email addresses from Australia,Africa, New Zealand, America, Europe, North America and Asia as part of International Promotions Program, which is conducted annually. CONGRATULATIONS! Your fund is now in custody of a financial Security company insured in your FILE REFERENCE. Due to the mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep this award strictly from public notice until yourClaim has been processed and your money remitted to your account.This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unscrupulous acts by participants of this program. This lottery program was promoted by our group of philanthropist headed by the Netherlands government. We hope with a part of you prize, you Will participate in our end of year high stakes EURO 5,000,000 million International Lottery. To begin your claim, please contact your file/claim Officer: MR.WILLIAM ROBINSON FOREIGN SERVICE MANAGER STANDARD SECURITY BV MADRID-SPAIN EMAIL:macsoftwareinter@netscape.net TEL+34-686-043-232 Please be informed that NON RESIDENCE of THE SPAIN will be required to make a NON DEDUCTABLE advance payment of processment and legal documentation charges of (€645.80 Cent) Six Hundred And Fourty Five Euro Eighty Cent, to enable our legal department acquire Naturalization papers from the Court prior to award payment policy as required by the paying Financial Securiry Company.Please be aware that your Paying Authority will Effect Payment Swiftly upon satisfactory Report, Verifications and validation provided by our Processing Agent; that would be designated to your file. For due processment and remittance of your winning prize to your designated account of your choice. Remember, all prize money must be claimed not later than 30th September 2004. After this date, all funds will be returned as unclaimed. NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote your reference.And batch numbers in every one of your correspondences with your agent. Furthermore, should there be any change of your address, do inform your claims agent as soon as possible. Congratulations once again from our team of staff and thank you for being part of our promotional program. Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is AUTOMATICALY DISQUALIFIED. And batch numbers in every one of your correspondences with your agent. Furthermore, should there be any change of your address, do inform your claims agent as soon as possible. Congratulations once again from our team of staff and thank you for being part of our promotional program. Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is AUTOMATICALYDISQUALIFIED. Yours sincerely, Mrs.Veronica Van Bosch Lottery Coordinator
Veronica? I know you're not going to believe this... But remember last week... when you were working for "Scientific Game Promo Lottery" in the Netherlands, and I WON $1,500,000? Well - I'm the Luckiest Person Ever, you see... and I just won ANOTHER 650,000 Euro! Isn't that amazing? You change jobs, move to Spain, head up a different lottery, and I WIN AGAIN from YOU!
Veronica, are you married? 'Cause... as you know... I'm Phil T. Ritch.
Michael Ronin info_britishlottery@walla.com Sep 17 British Lottery Headquarters: Customer Service 28 TANFIELD ROAD, CROYDON.LONDON Ref: BTL/491OX1/04 Batch: 12/25/0304 Date: 17/09/2004 WINNING NOTIFICATION We happily announce to you the draw of the British Lottery International programs held on the 1st of August 2004 in London.Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 694 75600545 721 with Serial number 886/04 drew the lucky numbers: 31-6-26-13-35-7,which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category.You are therefore, been approved to claim a total sum of US$2,500,000.00(Two million, five hundred thousand, United StatesDollars) in cash credited to file RPC/9080118308/04.This is from a total cash prize of US $125 Million dollars, shared amongst the first Fifty (50) lucky winners in this category. This year Lottery Program Jackpot is the largest ever for British Lottery .The estimated $125 million jackpot would be the sixth-biggest in U.K. history.The biggest was the $363 million jackpot that went to two winners in a May 2000 drawing of The Big Game, Mega Millions' predecessor. Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European booklet representative office in Europe as indicated in our play coupon. In view of this, your US$2,500,000.00 (Two million, five hundred thousand,United States Dollars) would be released to you by our affiliate bank in London.Our agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds to you as soon as you make contact with him . All participants were selected randomly from World Wide Web site through computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000 companies.This promotiontakes place annually. For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claims is processed and your money remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim your prize. This is a part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some unscrupulous elements. Please be warned.To file for your claim, please contact our fiduciary agent with the below details for processing of your claims. AGENT: Mrs Victoria Pebbles Email: agentvictoria@yahoo.ca (The Rockefeller Foundation) To avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please quote your reference/batchnumbers in any correspondences with us or our designated agent.Congratulations once more from all members and staffs of this program.Thank you for being part of our promotional lottery program. Sincerely, Mr Michael Ronin Zonal Coordinator The Rockefeller Foundation Walla! Mail - get your free 1G mail today
Never mind why a Brit lottery decided to give out prizes in round amounts of USD; I'm just happy they included a
nice UK Lottery history lesson. That was thoughtful. Next time, put in something about the Wars of the Roses...
or the Black Prince.
The superior word usage on this one almost makes up for the inability to place periods. (full stops for out friends across the pond)
lotterycoodinator@europe.com Sep 17
From: THE LOTTERY COORDINATOR,
International Promotions/Prize Award Department
ROYALTRUST LOTTERY INT.
EGGER-STRAAT N° 22
28089 AMSTERDAM NETHERLAND
Dear Winner,
RESULTS FOR CATEGORY "A" DRAWS
Congratulations to you as we bring to your notice, the results of the First
Category draws of ROYALTRUST LOTTERY INT. We are happy to inform you that
you have emerged a winner under the First Category, which is part of our
promotional draws. The draws were held on 25th August 2004 and results are
being officially announced today Participants were selected through a
computer ballot system drawn from 20.000.00 companies and 30.000.000
individual email addresses from Africa, America, Asia, Australia, Europe,
Middle East, and Oceania as part of our International Promotions Program.
This promotional program takes place every year, and is promoted and
sponsored by eminent personalities like the Sultan of Brunei, Bill Gate
of Micro Soft and other corporate organizations. This is to encourage the
use of the internet and computers worldwide.
You/Your Company, attached to ticket number 6422-5-486, with serial number
45-18 drew the lucky numbers 34-88-56-17 12 and consequently won in the
First Category. You have therefore been awarded a lump sum pay out of
2.000.000 Euro (Two million, Euro), which is the winning payout for
Category A winners. This is from the total prize money of 10,000,000 Euro
shared among the 5 winners in this category.
CONGRATULATIONS!
Your fund is now deposited with our transfer agents and insured to the
real value. In your best interest and also to avoid mix up of numbers and
names of any kind, we request that you keep the entire details of your
award strictly from public notice until the processing and transfer of your
claims has been completed and your funds remitted to your account. This is
part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unscrupulous acts
by participants/non participants of this program.
We also wish to bring to your notice our end of year premium stakes draw
where you stand a chance of winning up to 20 million Euro; we hope that
with a part of your prize, you will participate.
Please contact your claims agent immediately for due processing and
remittance of your prize money to a designated account of your choice:
You are advised to contact our agents Mr. Arnold Brown (Foreign Department
Manager) on email:royaltrustlotte@netscape.net within two weeks of
receiving this notice. Failure to do so may warrant disqualification.
NOTE: For easy reference and identification, remember to quote your
REFERENCE NUMBER: RTINT/3086/2508/04 and BATCH NUMBER: R4/B549-24 in every
of your correspondences with your claims agent.
Congratulations once again from all our staff and thank you for being part
of our promotions program.
Yours Sincerely,
Mrs. Brenda Smith.
(Lottery Co-Ordinator)
N.B: Any breach of confidentiality on the part of the winners will result
to disqualification and if you are below 18 years of age, you are
automatically disqualified.
Please do not reply to this mail. Contact your Claims agent immediately.
HOLY SHIT! OCEANIA!? That was my idea! I think the wrong people are starting to read this.
Seriously man... that's creeping me out.
MARYVINCENT maryvincent@sos.lv Sep 17
INTL.LOTTO COMMISSION
E.U.ANNEX
1000 BRUSSELS.
BELGIUM.
REF NUMBER: CSL/74/368/04
BATCH NUMBER: CS-121-LT-8-12-04
EMAIL:maryvincent@sos.lv
DEAR SIR/MADAM,
We are pleased to inform you, THAT AS A RESULT OF OUR
RECENT Lottery DRAWS HELD on the 30th April.2004.
Your e-mail address attached to ticket number
63538953216-435 with serial number 172-488 drew lucky
numbers 8-10-17-29-43-47 which consequently won in the
2nd category.you have therefore been approved for a
lump sum pay out of 2,000,000 (DOLLARS) (two million dollars)
note that All participants in this lottery program
have been selected randomly through a computer ballot
system drawn from over 20,000 companies and 30,000,000
individual email addresses from all search engines and
web sites. This promotional program takes place every
year, and is promoted and sponsored by eminent
personalities like the Sultan of Brunei, Michael Dell of
Dell Computers and other corporate organizations. this
is to encourage the use of the Internet and computers
worldwide.
For security purpose and clarity, we advise that you
keep your winning information confidential until your
claims have been processed and your money remitted to
you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid
double claims and unwarranted abuse of this program by
some participants. . We look forward to your active
participation in our next year USD 50 million slot.
You are requested to contact our clearance officer
below to assist you with your winnings and subsequent
payments. all winnings must be claimed not later than
one month After the date of this notice.
Please note, in order to avoid unnecessary delays and
complications, remember to quote your reference number
and batch numbers in all correspondence. Furthermore,
should there be any change of address do inform our
agent as soon as possible.
Congratulations once more and thank you for being part
of our promotional program.
NOTE: YOU ARE AUTOMATICALLY DISQUALIFIED IF YOU ARE
BELOW 18 YEARS OF AGE.
Sincerely yours,
MRS.mary VINCENT
(LOTTERY COORDINATOR)
Huh. Nothing novel in this one... same crappy punctuation and capitalisation...
NORMA INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY inter@loto.net Sep 17 NORMA INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY FROM:THE DESK OF THE VICE PRESIDENT NORMA INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY /PRIZE AWARD DEPT. Ref. Number:NIL/67-B931062538 Batch Number:17/9803/3KD Credited file Number:WGX06/90071545/29 ATTENTION: We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lottery Winners International programs held on the 12TH SEPTEMBER,2004.Your e-mail address attached to ticket number 013-2316-2002-477 with serial number 91740-98 drew lucky numbers 37-13-34-85-56-42 which consequently won in the 1th category.You have therefore been approved for a lump sum payment of 150,000.00(One Hundred and Fifty Thousand Euro) in cash credited to file .This is from total cash prize of 1,500.000.00(One million ,Five hundred thousand Euro)shared among the 10 international winners in this category. CONGRATULATIONS!!! Due to mix up of some numbers and names we ask that you keep your winning information confidential until your claims has been process and your money is Remitted to you.This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 10,000 company and 80,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world.This promotional program takes place every three years,the lottery was promoted and sponsored by the President of the World Largest software company.We hope with part of your winning you will take part in our next year 500,000.00 five thousand international lottery.Your fund is now deposited with a bank under a fixed deposit bond policy insured to you by our financial agent. To file for your claim contact our financial agent MR.PAUL CLARK CONTINENTAL FINANCE BV. Tel:+31-645-556-907 Email:continentalbv@netscape.net Remember all winning must be claimed not later than 30TH of SEPTEMBER 2004. After this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake. Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications always remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all correspondence with your agent. Furthermore,should there be any change of address do inform our agent as soon as possible. Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being part of our promotional program. Your Sincerely, THE DIRECTOR of PROMOTIONS, (NORMA INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY) N.B. Any breach of confidentiality on the part of the winners will result to disqualification. Please do not reply this mail.All correspondence mail should be to your claims agent
Thith wath the firth email I ever got that had a lithp.
prommandept@bluemail.ch Sep 18 Treasure Chest Sweepstakes Lottery An Affiliate of the GREEK NATIONAL LOTTERY Kifisou 62 Av. GR-121 32 Peristeri, Athens. Greece. FROM: THE DESK OF THE PROMOTIONS MANAGER, INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT, REF: TCSL/2551256003/53 BATCH: 14/0017/SPM/IPD RE / AWARD NOTIFICATION; FINAL NOTICE Date: 10-08-04 WINNING NOTICE We happily announce to you the draws of the Centenary Olympics Big Lottery International programs held on the 10th of August 2004 here in Athens, Greece in which you and forty nine (49) others were selected as winners under draws 5+B. Your email address attached to ticket number 025-1146-1992-750, with serial number 2113-05 drew the lucky numbers 13-15-22-37-39-43, and consequently won the lottery in the 3rd category. This promotion takes place every Olympic year. CONGRATULATIONS! Please be inform that all participants in this Lottery Program have been selected randomly through a computer Ballot System drawn from over 200,000 Companies and 30,000,000 individual email address from all search engines and web sites. This Lottery is organized by the host country Greece in collaboration with International Olympic Committee(IOC). Funds for the draws were contributed by the major sponsors of the games, such as Nike, Addidas, Coca Cola, Pepsi, Vodafone, Microsoft, Rolex, Greek Telecom, IBM Computers, etc. Your fund is now deposited with a Finance and Security House and insured. Due to the mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep this award strictly from public notice until your claim has been processed and your money remitted to your account. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unscrupulous acts by participants of this program. To begin your claim, please contact the clearing house (through your claims agent) the body assigned with the verification of any emergent winner.Therefore all protocols laid down by them must be followed to facilitate your claims: CONTACT: MR. DARREN SOUTHGATE, FOREIGN SERVICE MANAGER, FIRST CHOICE SECURITY SERVICE, London, U. K. PHON NO 44 704 0104605 FAX NO.: 44 870 1299532 EMAIL:,darrensouthgate@winningteam.com Also find all other relevant winning lottery Information below: Ref No: TCSL/2551256003/53 Batch No: 14/0017/IPD Zonal Draw No: GSLA2-003 Grand Draw No: 12099 You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of US$850,000.00 (Eight Hundred Fifty Thousand Dollars only) in cash credited to file REF NO: TCSL/2551256003/53. This is from total prize money of US$20,400,000.00 shared among the Fifty international winners in this category.For due processing and remittance of your prize money to a designated account of your choice. Remember that you must contact your claim agent not later than 25TH SEPTEMBER, 2004. After this date, all funds will be returned as unclaimed. NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember Quote your reference and batch numbers in every one of your correspondences with your agent. Furthermore, should there be any change of your address, do inform your claims agent as soon as possible. Congratulations again from all our staff and thank you for being part of our Promotions program. Sincerely, Ms. Antonia Filippidou The Promotions Manager, N.B. Any breach of confidentiality on the part of the winners will result to Disqualification. Please do not reply to this mail. Contact your claim agent. Also you are automatically disqualified if you are below 18 years of age
Nice lottery name! I'm actually serious about this. I like playing Pirate themed gambling machines. As a side note - it was one day early for International Talk Like A Pirate Day.
MRS. BETJE WILLEM gmdloto@netscape.net Sep 18 INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY PROMOTIONS NETHERLANDS. TANNDERSTRAAT 63B 3026 XP AMSTERDAM,THE NETHERLANDS. REF.NUMBER: WGKH/763276/03 B ATCH NUMBER: 2891/MK CREDIT FILE NUMBER:XXAX07/74389993/82. LOTTERY WINNING NOTIFICATION We are pleased to inform you of the announcement today, 18TH SEPTEMBER 2004 of winners of the international Lottery Promotions the Netherlands/International, Program held on 27, July 2004. Your email address was attached to ticket number 773-56678239975, drew the lucky numbers 7-14-21-42-77-39, batch number 2891/MK and consequently won the lottery in category A. You have therefore been approved of a lump sum pay out of 250,000.00 Euro(Two Hundred and Fifty Thousand Euro) in credited to file lottery Ref number. NLH/763276/03. This is from total prize money of 20,000,000.00 Euro shared among the international winners in categories C with serial number: LP/KPN/95-P2997666782. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 25,000 company email addresses and 70,000,000 individual email addresses from Australia,Africa, New Zealand,Europe, SOUTH & North America and Asia as part of International Promotions Program, which is conducted annually. CONGRATULATIONS! Your fund is now in the custody of a financial company insured in your File Reference number.Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we advice that you keep this lottery winning strictly from public notice until your Claims has been process and your winning is remitted to you.This is part of our security policy to avoid double claims or unscrupulous acts by participants of this program. This lottery program was promoted by our group of philanthropist headed by the Netherlands government. We hope with a part of your prize, you will participate in our next stakes 5,000,000.00 Euro International Lottery. To file for your claim, please contact our financial agent: MR.Thompson Richards VIRTUAL FINANCE BV. AMSTERDAM,NETHERLANDS Tel:+31643122452 Fax:+31-84730-4888 Email:claimsagenthomp@netscape.net Remember that all winning prize must be claimed not later than 8Th OCTOBER 2004. After this date, all lottery winning funds that are not claimed will be returned as unclaimed. Note: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to always quote your reference and batch numbers in every correspondences with your financial/claims agent. Furthermore, should there be any change of address, do inform your financial/claim agent as soon as possible. Congratulations once again from our team of staff and thank you for being part of our promotion. Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified. Yours sincerely, MRS. BETJE WILLEM (LOTTERY COORDINATOR) NB. Any breach of confidentiality on the part of the winners will result to disqualification
Finally! You're getting it! Now just have your proofer take SOUTH out of all caps (leave the 'S'!), and it'll look really slick! ...and don't forget Oceania. Those Guamanians can get testy. (Guambats? Guamish?)
I have received comments from people wanting to know if they'd won.
Let me now drop what little subtle I had. You did not win.
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