The Gallimaufry: Luckiest Person Ever

the website with the self-referential tagline...

I am the Luckiest Person Ever IV

I have received comments from people wanting to know if they'd won.
Let me now drop what little subtle I had. You did not win.
LEARN MORE

Sep 4, 2004 - 394,861.07 Euro from Maria Jose Sanchez of Bono Lotto Sweepstake Lottery, Spain
Sep 5, 2004 - 500,000 USD from Brenda Williams of Powerball Inter Lotto, Netherlands
Sep 5, 2004 - 1,000,000 USD from Rosewisa Kats of Delotto Lottery International, Netherlands (possible Niue... population 2,100)
and on September the sixth, they rested...
Sep 7, 2004 - 1,200,000 USD from Monica Der Hemoin of International Promotions, Netherlands
Sep 7, 2004 - 1,000,000 Euro from Arent Ernst of LuckyDay International Promotion, Netherlands
Sep 8, 2004 - 1,000,000 Euro from Robert Johnson of Euro Lottery International, Belgium
Sep 9, 2004 - 1,500,000 USD from Veronica Van Bosch of Scientific Game Promo Lottery, Netherlands
Sep 9, 2004 - 500,000 USD from Johnson Van Goh of FreeLottery InterNational, Netherlands
Sep 10, 2004 - 1,000,000 USD from Helen Van Dellen of International Promotion, Netherlands
Sep 10, 2004 - 615,810 Euro from Nicole Thein of Japan Email Lotto International, Japan? (Spain?)

BONO LOTTO/ PRIMITIVA September 4, 2004
C/GUZMAN EL BUENO,137
MADRID - SPAIN

FROM: THE DESK OF THE PROMOTIONS MANAGER,
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT,
E-mail: bonolottoprimitiva@madrid.com

AWARD WINNING NOTIFICATION LETTER

YOUR REF: LP/26510460037/04
YOUR BATCH: 24/00319/IPD

We are pleased to inform you of the release today, 04th of SEPTEMBER 2004, of
the BONO LOTTO SWEEPSTAKE LOTTERY/INTER-NATIONAL PROGRAMS held on the 31st of AUGUST 2004.
Your Email Address Name was attached to the Ticket number- 025 11464992-750 with
Serial number 2113-05 drew the Lucky number- 3-18-19-30-32-39, which
consequently won the lottery in the 3rd category.

You are therefore have been approved for the lump sum pay out of Euros
394,861.07(Three Hundred And Ninety Four Thousand,Eight Hundred And SixtyOne,Seven
cents Only.) in cash credited to the file REF: LP/26510460037/04,BATCH: 24/00319/IPD.
This is from the total prize of Euros 10,000,000.00(Ten Million Euros) shared among the
Twenty Five (25)International winners in this category.

CONGRATULATION!

Your fund is now deposited with a Security Company EURO SECURITY AND
INSURANCE .S.A.. Due to the mixed up of some numbers and names, we ask
that you keep this award a top secret from the public notice until your
claim as been processed and your prize money remitted to your account
as this is a part of our Security protocol to avoid double claiming
award or unwarranted taking advantage of this program by nonparticipants.

All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn
from 100,000 email addresses, names from Australia, USA, Europe, Asia
,New Zealand, Middle-East and South-North America .As part of our
international promotions program, which we conducted once in a year. We
hope with a part of your prize, you will take part in our end of the
year high stake euros 150 Million International Lottery.

To begin your claim, please contact the issuing authority, your prize
claim agent, MR.FERNANDO GARCIAF,at EURO SECURITY AND INSURANCE .S.A.
(Foreign Operational Manager) for processing and remittance of your prize
money to your designated account of your choice. Tel: 0034 653 121
824,Fax:0034 657 606 061.
Email:fernando_garcias@excite.com Remember, all prize money must be
claimed not later than the 03rd of OCTOBER 2004. After this date, all
funds will be returned as unclaimed.

Note: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please
remember to quote your reference and batch numbers in every of your
correspondence with your agent.
Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform your
claiming agent as soon as possible.

Please remember to ask for your prize claim certificate.
Congratulations once again from all the member of our staff and thank you for
been part of our International Promotion Program.

Best regards,
MARIA JOSE SANCHEZ.
VICE PRESIDENT BONOLOTTO.

What is THAT? An anagram of their phone number?

POWERBALL INTER LOTTO. BV PROMO/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT. ADDRESS: Sep 5
KRUISLAAN
408, 1098 SJ, AMSTERDAM - THE NETHERLANDS. REF: PBL/669021-OL BATCH:211/45547/BTH

ATTENTION:

RE / AWARD NOTIFICATION / PROCESSI ADVICE:BF

The Software AG Foundation is a charitable foundation headquartered in Frankfurt.
It major aim is to promote music, theater, art, literature, projects in the social
and political arena with a focus on health, as well as science, research, and higher
education. Most recently the foundation set up the NEW LOTTERY SCHEEM to give out
prizes based on COMPUTER BALLOT SYSTEM. By doing this the foundation seek to encourage
the use of Internet for academic and business pursuits.

Be informed of the announcement today, 4th September 2004 of winners of the SCIENTIFIC
GAME PROMO LOTTERY; THE NETHERLANDS /INTERNATIONAL, PROGRAMS held on 2cd September 2004.
Your email address attached to ticket number 71-45812637, with serial number 36859535
drew the lucky numbers 7-14-33-36-41-62, and subsequently won the lottery in the 1st
category.

You have therefore been approved of a lump sum pay out of US$500,000.00 (FIVE HUNDRED
THOUSAND UNITED STATE DOLLARS) in credited to file REF NO. PBL/669021-OL This is from
total prize money of US$12,500,000.00 shared among the international winners in our 1st -5th
categories. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn form
50,000 company email addresses and 35,000,000 individual email addresses from Australia,
New Zealand, America, Europe, North America and Asia as part of International Promotions
Program, which is conducted annually.CONGRATULATIONS! Your funds is now in custody of a
financial Security company insured in your FILE REFERENCE. Due to the mix up of some
numbers and names, we ask that you keep this award strictly from public notice until
your claim has been processed and your money remitted to your account. This is part
of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unscrupulous acts by participants
of this program. This lottery program was promoted by our group of philanthropist
headed by Mr. Bill Gates.
We hope with part of your prize, you will participate in our end of year high stakes
US$10,000,000 million Dollars International Lottery in the year 2005. To begin your
claim, please contact your file/claim officer: MR. EDWARD COLEMAN,of POWERBALL INTER
LOTTO (AMSTERDAM - THE NETHERLANDS). On TEL:0031-621987260 Please be informed that NON
RESIDENCE of THE NETHERLANDS
will be required to procure an Affidavit of Lotto Claim/Court clearance
certificate from the Court in the Netherlands prior to award payment policy of The
Netherlands Gaming Board as required by the paying Authority.

Please be aware that your Paying Authority will Effect Payment Swiftly upon satisfactory
Report, Verifications and validation provided by this processing Agent. For due processing
and remittance of your winning prize to designated account of your choice, please treat
as urgent. Remember, all prize money must be claimed NOT LATER than 13th September 2004.
After this date,all funds will be returned as unclaimed. Please, your respond should be
sent via email to inter2004power@netscape.net
NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delay and complications, please remember to quote
your reference and batch numbers in every one of your correspondences with your agent.
Furthermore, should there be any change of your address, do inform your claims agent
as soon as possible. Congratulations once again from our team of staff and thank you
for being part of our promotional program. Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is
AUTOMATICALY DISQUALIFIED.

Sincerely,
MRS.BRENDA WILLIAMS.
(Lottery Coordinator

You suppose Netherlander court certificates are free? Wait! One! Minute! The Netherlands doesn't HAVE a court system!







DELOTTO LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS.                  Sep 5
www.delotto.gq.nu
EGASTRAAT 254,
AMSTERDAM,
THE NETHERLANDS.
FROM: THE DESK OF THE MANAGING DIRECTOR
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD DEPT,
REF: NDL/02-B931062538.
BATCH: 241/2002/BLL.
Attn: Sir/Madam,
We are pleased to inform you of the release today the
5th of September 2004 of the DELOTTO LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS. held 
on the 31th August 2004.
Your email address attached to the Ticket No:1001-58255563-2285 with Serial 
No: 8888/03 drew from the Lucky No:02-22-00-66-99-85-52-12-36-50, which 
consequently won the lottery in the SECOND category.
You are therefore approved for a lump sum pay out of ONE MILLION UNITED 
STATE DOLLARS (US$1000,000.00) in cash credited to security file number 
GWK/5333/025648/03UAD.This is from a total cash
prize of US$15 Million share among 15 individuals in this category.
CONGRATULATIONS!!!.
Your funds is now deposited with our Payment/Finance
Department in the security company to your name, Due to the mixed up of 
some numbers and names, we ask that you keep this winning a top secret 
from the public notice until your claims has been processed and remitted 
to your account as this is part of the security protocol, to avoid double 
claiming or unwarranted taking advantage of this program
by participants.
All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn 
from the 100,000 company/individal email addresses from all over the 
world as part of our international promotions program, which we conduct 
every Four years.
We hope with a part of your winnings ,you will take part in our end of 
year stake USD$20million International Lottery Program. Kindly contact 
our pay-point-Agent GLOBAL FINACIER BV.
Contact person:
DR. Phin Jones (Director of operations).
TEL.0031-643-104-472
Fax:0031-847-303-628
Email:  globalfinacier@netscape.net

For your payment advise, forward to them  the following infomation:
(1) Your Full names.
(2) Contact Telephone and Fax numbers (personal and
   official).
(3) Residential Contact Address and place of work.
(4) Your I.D.(personal identification card or number).
(5) Your reference and Batch Number.
(6) Quote amount won.
For processing and remittance of your cash Prize to a Nominated account of 
your choice. remember,all winnings must be claim not later than SEPTEMBER 
23rd 2004, After this date,All unclaimed funds will be
returned to the promotion company.
Congratulations once again from all members of our staff and thank you for 
being part of our promotions program.
Yours sincerely,
MRS.ROSEWISA KATS,
(promotion manager).
Note: Participants below 18 years are automatically
disqualified.

I may be able to lie on this one. If they don't know how much I've won... I can say it was 2 trillion USD! That's like 3 times as much as a million!










FROM: THE DESK OF THE PROMOTIONS MANAGER,                    Sep 7
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT,
                     www.luckyday.nl
REF: NHL/26726003/53
BATCH: 14/0017/898M/IPD
REF / AWARD NOTIFICATION / FINAL NOTICE
The Luckyday International is a charitable foundation headquartered in 
Amstredam -The Netherlands which serves to promote music, theater, art, 
literature, projects in the social and political arena with a focus on 
health, as well as science, research, and higher education. Most recently 
the foundation set up the NEW HOPE LOTTERY to give out prizes based on 
the computer ballot system. By doing this the foundation seek to encourage 
the use of Internet for academic and business pursuits.
We are pleased to inform you of the announcement today, winners of the 
promotional Luckyday International program held on 6/9/2004 as part of 
our yearly bonanza. Your email address attached to ticket number 019-671-817-253, 
with serial number 2190-05 drew the lucky numbers 10-91-81-90-71, and 
consequently won the lottery in the 1st category. You have therefore been 
approved for a lump sum pay out of US$1,200,000.00 (One Million, Two 
Hundred Thousand Dollars only) in cash credited to file REF NO.NHL
/2551256003/53. This is from total prize money of US$20,400,000.00 
shared among the seventeen international winners in this category.
All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn 
form 25,000 names from the Middle East, Asia, Africa, Canada, Europe, 
USA and North America as part our International Promotions Program, 
which is conducted annually.
CONGRATULATIONS!
Please be inform that all participants in this Lottery Program have been 
selected randomly through a computer Ballot System drawn from over 200,000 
Companies and 30,000,000 individual email address from all search engines 
and web sites. This promotional program takes place every year.
Your fund is now deposited with a Finance and Security House and insured. 
Due to the mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep this 
award strictly from public notice until your claim has been processed 
and your money remitted to your account. This is part of our security 

protocol to avoid double claiming or unscrupulous acts by participants 
of this program. We hope with a part of you prize, you will participate 
in our end of year high stakes US$1.3 billion International Lottery.
To begin your claim, please contact the appointed agent below with your 
Full Name, Home and Office Tel & Fax number, mobile Phone numbe.Therefore 
all protocols laid down by them must be followed to facilitate your claims:
MR. Vicent Hoop,
FOREIGN SERVICE MANAGER,
FLAVE TRUST AGENCY
EMAIL tagency@phantomemail.com
Also find all other relevant winning lottery Information below:
Ref No: NHL/2551256003/53
Batch No: BTM/EU7700/14266
Zonal Draw No: AMEU/561-908-003
Grand Draw No: AMEU/561-890-003
For due processing and remittance of your prize money to a designated 
account of your choice. Remember that you must contact your claim 
agent not later than  6/10/2004 . After this date, all funds will 
be returned as unclaimed.
NOTE:
In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember 
Quote your reference and batch numbers in every one of your 
correspondences with your agent.
Furthermore, should there be any change of your address, do inform 
your claims agent as soon as possible.
Congratulations again from all our staff and thank you for being 
part of our Promotions program.
Best Regards,
MRS.MONICA DER HEMOIN
THE PROMOTIONS MANAGER,
LUCKYDAY INTERNATIONAL.
N.B. Any breach of confidentiality on the part of the winners will 
result to Disqualification. Please do not reply to this mail. Contact 
your claim agent. Also you are automatically disqualified if you 
are below 18 years of age

Ok, you Netherlander geography drop outs... let's get some things straight.
Canada is in North America. Just like Germany is in Europe.
USA is also in North America. Just like Holland is in Europe. Hawaii isn't in the USA (which has 49 states) but it is in the US.

To get the international feel you're looking for try this:
"Europe, Asia, North and South America, Australia, Africa, and Oceania"
Yes it leaves out a continent, but Antarctica isn't a nation. It also includes nations not found on any continent.










FROM: LUCKYDAY INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD       Sep 7
DEPT.
REF: OLDP/2311785793/05
BATCH: 14/011/IPD
WINNING NOTIFICATION / FINAL NOTICE
This is to inform you of the release of the E-MAIL
LOTTERY BALLOT INTERNATIONAL/ WORLD GAMING BOARD held
on the 19th of August 2004. Due to the mix up of number,
the results were released on the 29th of  August  2004.
Your email address attached to Ticket No:10045378190
with Serial No:
242439076 the Lucky No: 0198437898 which consequently
won the lottery in the 2nd Category.
You have therefore been approved for a lump sum payout
of (1,000,000.00 euro Only) ( ONE MILLION EURO)in cash
which is deposited with a Finance &
Security Company in your favour as beneficiary and
covered with HIGH INSURANCE POLICY.
Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that
you keep your winning
information confidential until your claims has been
processed and your money remitted to you. This is part
of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and
unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants.
All participants were selected through a computer
ballot system drawn from only Microsoft users from
over 20,000 company, and 3,000,000 individual email
addresses and names from all over the world.
To begin your lottery claim, please contact the
processing company below that have been appointed for
the processing of your claim with your full name. home
and office contact telephone and fax number.
To file for your claim, please contact our Fiduciary
Agent
Mr Jason Van Aken
TEL:+31/645808257.
Fortis Holdings Nv
Amsterdam,Netherlands
email contact:jasonvanaken2@fortisnv.com
Note that all winning must be claimed not later than
30th of September 2004. After this date all unclaimed,
funds will be included in the next stake. Please note
in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications
please remember to quote your reference number and batch
numbers in all correspondence.
Furthermore, should there be any change of address do
inform our agent as soon as possible.
Congratulations once more from our members of staff
and thank you for being part of our promotional
program.
Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically
disqualified.
Yours Sincerely,
Arent Ernst
(Lottery Coordinator)

Ok, dude... who sold you THAT email text? Aren't Ernst? Really... I wouldn't have guessed.
Emma Scammer, Phil T. Lyre, and Sue Kerr were all out of town, eh?







EURO LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL BELGIUM.)                           Sep 8 
Ref. Number: IMFD 044/576/577/7D Batch Number: 5455-98774-FG 7K
Sir/Madam
We are pleased to inform you about the result of the Winners International
Lottery programs BRUGGE held on the 6th september, 2004. Your e-mail address
attached to ticket number 007686605- with serial number 6774-582 drew lucky
numbers 7-16-98-22-20-45 which consequently won in the 1st category, you hav
e therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of EUR 1,000,000.00 
(One Million Euros) in cash credited to file REF NUMBER IMFD 044/576/577/7D.
This is from total prize money of EURO EUR50, 000,000.00 shared among the fifty,
International winners in this category.
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!Due to the mix up of some numbers and name's we ask
that you keep your Winning information confidential until your claims has
been processed and your money Remitted to you. This is part of our security
Protocol. To avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by
Some Participants.
All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn.
>From over 20,000 companies and 30,000,000 individual emails addresses and names
From all over the world. This promotional program takes place every three
Years. This lottery was promoted by the software corporation to compensate
Some few individuals with website and email addresses, we hope that with
Part of your winning you will take part in our next year EUREUR50 million
International lottery. To file for your Claim, please contact our
CLAIM MANAGER. DAVES MICHEAL, TEL: +32-484-683-761
Email: atlanticdipsec01@netscape.net

Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than 27th of october
2004. After this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next
Stake. Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications
Please remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all
Correspondence. Furthermore, should there be any change of address do Inform
Our agent as soon as possible. Congratulations once more from our members of
Staff and thank you for being part of our promotional program. Note: Anybody
Under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.
Sincerely yours,
Mr. ROBERT JOHNSON.
(Lottery Coordinator)

It is about DAMN TIME I got compensated for having an email address. This thing has been a friggin albatross since the mid 90s.







INTERNATIONAL LOTTO BV                                       Sep 9 
               BURDENSTRAAT 21B
              2053 DS AMSTERDAM.
         RE / AWARD NOTIFICATION / PROCESSMENT
ADVICE:
We are pleased to inform you of the announcement
today, 21ST AUGUST, 2004 of winners of the
SCIENTIFIC GAME PROMO LOTTERY; THE NETHERLANDS /
INTERNATIONAL, PROGRAMS held on 17th AUGUST, 2004. Your
email  address attached to ticket number
023-56678230954, drew the lucky numbers
7-14-21-42-49-59,batch number 6858/NL and
consequently won the lottery in the 1st category. You
have therefore been approved of a lump sum pay out of
$1,500.000.00 (ONE MILLION FIVE THOUSAND UNITED
Dollars) in  credited to file LOTTERY REF NO.
SGIL/763276/03. This is from total prize  money of
EURO 20,000,000.00 shared among the seventeen
international  winners in  categories C with seriel
number: IL/FLW/12-C033721192.
All participants were selected through a computer
ballot system  drawn form 25,000 company email
addresses and 30,000,000  individual email addresses
from Australia, New Zealand, America,  Europe, North
America and Asia as part of International  Promotions
Program, which is conducted annually.
CONGRATULATIONS!
Your fund is now in custody of a financial Security
company  insured in your FILE REFERENCE. Due to the
mix up of some numbers and names, we  ask that you
keep this award strictly from public notice until your
claim has been processed and your money remitted to
your account.
This is part of our security protocol to avoid double
claiming or  unscrupulous acts by participants of this
program. This lottery  program was promoted by our
group of philanthropist headed by the netherland
government. We hope with  a part of you prize, you
will participate in our end of year high  stakes EURO
10,000,000 million  International Lottery.
To begin your claim, please contact your file/claim
officer:
Mr Paul Martel
FOREIGN SERVICE MANAGER
GLOBAL DIPLOMATIC SECURITY FINANCE BV.
AMSTERDAM,NL
TEL 31 644 850 701
FAX 31 205 248 695
E-Mail Address:paulmartel2004@netscape.net

Please be informed that NON RESIDENCE of THE
NETHERLANDS will  be required to make a NON DEDUCTABLE
advance payment of processment and legal
documentation charges of 1700.00 Euros to enable our
legal department acquire Naturalization papers from
the Court prior to award payment policy as required by
the paying Financial  Securiry Company.
Please be aware that your Paying Authority will Effect
Payment  Swiftly upon satisfactory Report,
Verifications and validation provided by our
processing Agent; that would be designated to your
file. For due processment  and remittance of your
winning prize to your designated account of  your
choice. Remember, all prize money must be claimed not
later than 30th SEPTEMBER, 2004. After this date, all
funds will be returned as unclaimed.
NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and
complications, please remember to quote your reference
and batch numbers in  every one of your
correspondences with your agent.
Furthermore, should there be any change of your
address, do  inform your claims agent as soon as
possible.
Congratulations once again from our team of staff and
thank you  for being part of our promotional program.
Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is AUTOMATICALY
DISQUALIFIED.
Sincerely,
Veronica Van Bosch (Mrs.)
(Lottery Coordinator)

Yeah! I LOVE Scientific Games! Like... The Tensile/Shear Biathlon, and... wait a minute... I just won this on August 30th!







ATTN:                                                   Sep 9 
FREELOTTERY INTERNATIONAL AWARD NL
ADD:DAAWERK 100A,1103KA
AMSTERDAM.(THE NETHERLANDS)
FROM THE DESK OF THE DIRECTOR INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD DEPT.

                   WINNING NOTIFICATION/FINAL NOTICE.
     We are pleased to inform you of the release today the 9th of September
2004,of the free lottery  Netherlands Sweepstake International  program
held on the 8th of September 2004. Your personal or company email address
attached to ticket number 205-11465886-629 with serial number 3772-99 drew
lucky numbers 7-14-17-23-31-44 which consequently won the lottery in the
2nd category. You have therefore been approved for a lump sum payout of
$500,000.00(five hundred thousand US dollars) in cash credited to file Ref.No:
SLN/2311786008/01.Batch No:14/011/IPD.This is from a total cash prize of
U.S.$200million shared among several international lucky winners in this
category.
    CONGRATULATIONS. Your fund is now deposited with our Security Department
to your name and due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you
keep this winning private from public notice until your claim has been processed
and your money remitted to your designated account.This is part of our security
protocol to avoid double claim and unwarranted taking advantage of this
programme by participants.
All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from
over 900,000,000 company and individual email addresses from all over the
world as part of our international promotions programme,which takes place
every year.
We hope, with part of your winning, you will take part in our end of year
stake of U.S $500million international lottery. Remember,all winning must
be claimed not later than September 23rd 2004.After this date all unclaimed
fund will be returned to the pool as unclaimed.
    NOTE:In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications please
remember to quote your refrence and batch numbers in all correspondence
with your agent. Furthermore, should there be any change of address, do
inform your agent as soon as possible.  Congratulations once more from our
members of staff and thank you for being part of our promotional programme.
please forward your reply and your contact details to our office email address.
(regionalfin1836@netscape.net)
Sincerely,
Johnson Van Goh

__________________________________________________________________
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LUCKYDAY GLOBAL  EMAIL LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL                   Sep 10 
WEBSITE:   www.luckyday.nl
FROM:  INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION / PRIZE AWARD .
          PROMOTING INTERNET USAGE OVER THE  GLOBE
                     ( WE ENCOURAGE  GLOBALIZATION)

REF: CIL/231-FMI0431/09
BATCH: IPD/15/096/PTNL
RE: WINNING NOTIFICATION/FINAL NOTICE

Sir/Madam

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lottery Winners 
International programs held on the 3rd September 2004. Your e-mail 
address attached to ticket number 20511465897-6287 with serial number 
472-971103 drew lucky numbers 8-66-97-22-46-88 which consequently won 
in the 2nd category, you have therefore been approved for a lump sum 
pay out of US$ 1,000,000.00  (One million United States
Dollars)

CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your 
winning information very confidential till your claims has been 
processed and your prize/money
Remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid 
double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants.
All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn 
from over 200,000,000 company and 300,000,000 individual email 
addresses and names from all over the world.
This promotional program takes place annually. We hope with part 
of your winning you will take part in our next year USD100 million 
international lottery.
To file for your claim, please contact our/your fiducial agent
MR Gregory Adams or Mrs Hennie Van De Kloet
Citycentre  Claim Agency
Amsterdam The Netherlands Europe

Email: luckydayclaims04@netscape.net

Note that all winning must be claimed not later 4th october 2004. 
After this date all unclaimed, funds will be included in the next 
stake. Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and 
complications please remember to quote your reference number and 
batch numbers in all correspondence. Furthermore, should there be 
any change of address do inform our agent as soon as possible.
Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank 
you for being part of our promotional  program. Note: Anybody 
under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.

Sincerely Yours,

Helen Van Dellen
Lottery Coordinator.

Alternative Email of the agency is luckydaydraws004@netscape.net

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Finally, we get a web site - and it doesn't match the email. The web site is both official, and spooky. Who's that guy with the eyebrow move? Good thing I don't play the lottery in Amsterdam.







FROM THE DESK OF THE VICE PRESIDENT                           Sep 10 
JAPAN EMAIL LOTTO INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPT.
www.japanemaillotto.com

REF. N�:
IGWT/256003/F/A
BATCH NUMBER: 14/001/IPD
Thursday 10th September 2004

ATTENTION: BENEFICIARY,

We are pleased to inform you of the release today the 26TH DAY AUGUST,
2004 on the result of the JAPAN EMAIL LOTTO INTERNATIONAL/PROMOTION
PROGRAM held on the 27th DAY OF APRIL 2004.

Your name attached to ticket number 031-1127-841 with serial number 3214-
07 drew the lucky numbers of 11-22-37-39 which consequently won the
lottery in the 3rd category.

You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of . 615,810.00
(SIX HUNDRED AND FIFTEEN THOUSAND EIGHT HUNDRED AND TEN EUROS ONLY) in 
cash credited to file with REF. NO. IGWT/2551256003/F/A. This is from a
total cash prize of . 16,621,340.00 (SIXTEEN MILLION SIX HUNDRED AND
TWENTY ONE THOUSAND, THREE HUNDRED AND FOURTY EUROS ONLY) shared among 
thenineteen international winners in this category. CONGRATULATION!!!!!

Your fund is now deposited with a security company insured in your name,
Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep this award
top secret from public notice until your claim has been processed and
money remitted to your account as this  is part of our security protocol
to avoid double claiming or unwarranted taking advantage of this program
by participants as it has happened in the past.

All participants were selected through the through a computer ballot
system drawn from 25,000 names from Asia, Australia, New Zealand, Europe,
America, Africa and North America as part of our International promotions
program. We hope with a part of your prize, you will take part in our end
of year high stake of . 1.3 billion international lottery.

To begin your claim, please contact your claim agent,( DR.SILVESTER
CLAUDE ,) Foreign service manager TRANSGLOBE FINANCE. on Tel: +34 690-
755-967/Fax: +34-657-014-613,email ( Dr.silverclaude@BankersMail.com )For
the processing and remittance of your prize money to a designated account
of your choice.

All prize money must be claimed not later than 30TH OF SEPTEMBER 2004.
After this date, all unclaimed funds will be returned, and also be
informed that 5% of your winning fund belongs to TRANSGLOBE FINANCE
SECURITY after the fund had been transferred to your nominated account.

NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please
remember to quote your reference and batch numbers in every correspondence
with us or your agent.

Furthermore, should there be any change of address, do inform your claims
agent as soon as possible. An original copy of your prize winning
certificate will be sent to you after you have claimed your winning.
Congratulations once again from all members of our staff and thank you for
being a part of our international promotions program and we wish you
continued good fortunes.

SINCERELY,

PRIZE TRACKING NO.   NO: 00717/0822

Nicole Thein
VICE PRESIDENT

"Yes. So, you see - we need your account number so that we can transfer our funds out of the account AFTER we put the funds INTO your account... ... I Absolutely promise we won't yank all of your money to a dubious bank account in the Netherlands first... And it definitely won't be immediately transferred through any bank in Africa either... We will give you a lot of money first, you see. THEN we remove some of it.
Due to International Law, we cannot just keep some of it and give you the remainder... Because it is International Law."

I have received comments from people wanting to know if they'd won.
Let me now drop what little subtle I had. You did not win.
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