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I am the Luckiest Person Ever II
I have received comments from people wanting to know if they'd won.
Let me now drop what little subtle I had. You did not win.
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- Aug 23, 2004 - 1,625,000.39 Euros from "The Management" of Spanish Loteria Primitiva
- Aug 23, 2004 - 2,000,000 USD from Mrs. Anne Loungreen of HIGHPER GOLD SWEEPSTAKE LOTTERY GAME INTERNATIONAL PROGRAMS
- Aug 26, 2004 - 1,500,000 Euro from Mrs. Chantal Schoonbergen of DE LOTTO BV., Belgium
- Aug 26, 2004 - 1,500,000 USD from John Smith of Pacific International Lottery Organisation, The Netherlands
- Aug 26, 2004 - 5,500,000 USD from Dave Swason of TheLotter, The Netherlands
- Aug 27, 2004 - 850,000 Euro from Hans Eckert of DE LOTTO BV., Belgium
- Aug 28, 2004 - 2,000,000 Euro from David Tim of Universal Stakes Lottery, Swizerland
- Aug 28, 2004 - 1,000,000 USD from Ivo Tempelman of Depost Summer Olympics, The Netherlands (or possibly Portugal)
- Aug 28, 2004 - 1,500,000 USD from Mrs.Queensley Rhoda (Rhoda Love) of Lottery Winners International, The Netherlands (or possibly Latvia)
- Aug 30, 2004 - 250,000 Euro from Mrs. Betje Willem of International Lottery Promotions, The Netherlands (or possibly Romania)
LOTERIA PRIMITIVA lotoluck2004@ozu.es Aug 23
WINNING NOTIFICATION.
FROM: THE LOTTERY COORDINATOR,
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT
MADRID-SPAIN
DEAR WINNER,
RESULTS FOR DRAWS
Congratulations to you as we bring to your notice, the results of the
draws of SPANISH LOTERIA PRIMITIVA You have been selected among the
seventeen international winners in this category.
You are therefore been approved for a lump sum payout of 1,625,000.39
(0ne Million Six Hundred And Twenty Five Thousand Euros and Thirty-Nine Cents)
in cash credited to the file reference number: EPSL /25003127/CSL/02. This is
from the total cash price of 10,368,770.00 (Ten million three hundred and
sixty-eight thousand, seven hundred and seventy Euros only) shared among the
seventeen international winners in this category. Addresses of individuals and
companies from America, Asia, Africa, Australia, Canada,Europe, Middle East,
and New Zealand as part of our International Promotions Program .
We in the SPANISH LOTERIA PRIMITIVA is by this program,launching our model
computer balloting lottery draws,developed and designed to satisfy the cravings
of the evergrowing number of participants in our
various lottery programs. With funds accrued exclusively from previous draws,
payouts to all winners are guaranteed and will be transferred in record time.
After randomly selecting 15,000 participants from an initial database of 300,000
emails and zoning all participants by their respective continents from across
the globe, we produced an extensive list from which you have emerged as one of
the winners of the Grand Draw prize.
Your name attached to a ticket number 025-1146992-750 with serial number 2113-05
drew the lucky numbers 4-18-24-30-31-35.
CONGRATULATIONS!
Your funds are now deposited with our correspondence bank, a reputable
bank ,insured in your name. In your best interest and also to avoid mix
up of numbers and names of any kind, we request that you keep the entire
details of your award strictly from public notice until the process of
transferring your claims has been completed, and your funds remitted to
your account.This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming
or unscrupulous acts by perticipants/nonparticipants of this program.
We also wish to bring to your notice our end of year (2004) high stakes
where you stand a chance of winning up to 40.Million Euros,we hope that
with a part of your prize you will participate.
Please contact your claims agent immediately,to begin your claims process,
CLAIMS AGENT.
MR.William D. Lopez
SUPER STANDARD AGENT
TEL:34 65 9060871
EMAIL:william-lopez@terra.es
For due processing and remittance of your prize money to a designated
account of your choice.
Remember,You are to contact our agents by email and within a week of
receiving this notice.After this date, all funds will be returned to
the MINISTERIO DE ECONOMIA Y HACIENDA as unclaimed.
NOTE: For easy reference and identification find below your reference and
Batch numbers. Note that you are to forward this email to the finance firm
in your first correspondence with them, by email .
REFERENCE NUMBER: EPSL/25003127/CSL/02
BATCH NUMBER: 0007571982
Congratulations once again from all our staff and thank you for being part
of our promotions program.
N.B. Any breach of confidentiality on the part of the winners will result
to disqualification. Please do not reply to this email address. Contact your claim agent.
Best regards
The Management.
Let me give you Spaniards a marketing tip. People enjoy round numbers. The rounder the better. Your number isn't round at all. It isn't even an integer! For the love of Pete - let me at LEAST win in integer amounts! You're messing up my tally.
CONGRATULATIONS//////YOU HAVE///WON////// Lottery! Mrs. Anne Loungreen highperlotto102@netscape.net Aug 23 FROM: THE LOTTERY COORDINATOR, INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT DEAR SIR/MADAM, RESULTS FOR SECOND CATEGORY DRAWS After a successful completion of the second category draws of HIGHPER GOLD SWEEPSTAKE LOTTERY GAMES INTERNATIONAL PROGRAMS held on 26th July 2004, we are pleased to inform you of the official announcement today,24th of August 2004, that you have emerged one of the winners of the HIGHPER GOLD SWEEPSTAKE LOTTERY GAME INTERNATIONAL PROGRAMS, which is part of our promotional draws. Participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 30,000 email addresses of individuals and companies from America, Africa, Asia, Australia, Canada, Europe, Middle East, and New Zealand as part of our International Promotions Program. You/Your Company, attached to Ticket number714-5-9827,with Serial number 14-83 drew the Lucky numbers 11,16, 29, 36, 38, 42 and As a category B winner, you have been selected by computer balloting system where only email addresses are soughted,from a total numbers of 30,000 email addresses drawn from all over the globe. After an automated computer ballot of our International Promotions Program consequently won in the second Category. You have therefore been awarded a lump sum pay out of US$2,000,000.00 in cash, which is the winning payout for second category winners. This is from the total prize money of US$16,000,000.00 shared among the eight international winners in the SECOND category. CONGRATULATIONS! Your fund is now deposited with DTI FINANCE insured in your name. To avoid mix up of numbers and names of any kind, we request that you keep this award strictly from public notice until the entire process of transferring your claims has been completed, and your funds remitted to your account. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unscrupulous acts by participants of this program. Please be informed that NON RESIDENCE of THE NETHERLANDS will be required to make a NON DEDUCTABLE advance payment of processment and legal documentation charges of 850 Euros to enable our legal department acquire Naturalization papers from the Court prior to award payment policy as required by the paying Financial Security Company We also wish to bring to your notice our End Year (2004) high stakes where you stand a chance of winning up to US$13 million; we hope that with a part of your prize you will participate. Please contact your claims agent immediately, to begin your claims process. MR.PAUL CULU. FOREIGN TRANSFER MANAGER. DOCKLAND TRUST INVESTMENT. 60 AMERSFOORTSESTRAATWEG. 1251AV LAREN AMSTERDAM, THE NETHERLANDS Tel: + 31-647-880-239 Fax: + 31-647-858-367 EMAIL:paulculudti@netscape.net for due processing and remittance of your prize money to a designated account of your choice. Remember, you must contact your claim agent not later than 30th September 2004 after this date, all funds will be returned as unclaimed NOTE: To avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote your reference and batch numbers provided below in every one of your correspondence with your claims agent. REFERENCE NUMBER: OJD-WF74-5G2 BATCH NUMBER:KX2T-3T2T-D2N Congratulations once again from all our staff and thank you for being part of our promotions program. Sincerely, THE LOTTERY COORDINATOR, HIGHPER GOLD SWEEPSTAKE INTERNATIONAL PROGRAM. Mrs.Anne Loungreen. N.B. Any breach of confidentiality on the part of the winners will result to disqualification. Please do not reply to this mail. Contact your claims agent.
"HIGHPER GOLD SWEEPSTAKE LOTTERY GAME INTERNATIONAL PROGRAMS"? You FOOL!
You were supposed to RANDOMLY SELECT one of the adjectives for the lottery.
So... I need to pay 850 Euros to win $2 million Euro. What is that? Like... $4 USD?
I should call MR.PAUL CULU and inform him that I AM a Netherlander, and need the
number for the Domestic Funds transfer. That way I could get around the sill 850 Euro deal.
And as if it weren't COOL ENOUGH that I won $2 million, I am eligible to win another part of a
different lottery later!
But what are the odds I'd win TWO lotteries from the SAME people!?
mrs chantal schoonbergen schoobergen@mmail.com Aug 26
DE LOTTO BV
INTERNATIONALE EMAIL LOTERIJ PROGRAMME
FROM: THE PROMOTIONS DIRECTOR
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS DEPT.
REF: BOL/821873DF
BATCH: GY/951663/K
ATTN: WINNER,
AWARD NOTIFICATION
We are pleased to inform you of the release, of the long awaited results of the DE LOTTO BV.
INTERNATIONAL EMAIL LOTTERY PROMOTION PROGRAM held on the 26th August 2004. You were entered as
dependent clients with:
Reference Number:REF: BOL/821873DF
and Batch number BATCH: GY/951663/K .
Your email address attached to the ticket number: 369739 that drew the lucky winning
number, which consequently won the DE LOTTO BV EMAIL LOTTERY first runner up category.
You have been approved for a payment of
1.500,000.00Euros(ONE MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND EUROS.) in cash
credited to file reference number:BOL/821873DF.This is from a total cash
prize of NINE MILLION EUROS Shared among the SIX
international winners in first categories. congratulations!!!!!
All participants were selected through a Multi
international computer ballot system drawn from 98,000
(Ninety eight thousand) names of email users around
the world, as part of our international promotion
programme.
Due to mixed up of some names and addresses, we ask
that you keep this award personal, till your claims
has been processed and your funds remitted to you.
This is part of our security measures to avoid double
claiming or unwarranted taking advantage of the
situation by other participants or impersonators.
To begin your claim,do file for the release of your
winning by contacting the paying Agent:
NATIONAL TRUSTEE UC BELGIUM
Foreign Transfer Managers.
Mr Smit Van Bosch.Mrs Pamela Kesterijk
TEL:0032-496-873-000
Private Email:smitvanbosch@netscape.net
They are your agent, and responsible for the
processing and transfer of your winnings fund to you.
YOUR SECURITY FILE NUMBER IS W-91237-H=B067/B4 (keep
personal) Remember, your winning must be claimed not
later than (03-09-04). After this date,
funds might be returned back to the DE LOTTO BV as
unclaimed. Furthermore, should there be any change in
your address, do inform the NATIONAL TRUSTEE UC BELGIUM as soon as
possible.
Once again, Congratulations.
Your Sincerely,
Mrs. Chantal Schoonbergen.
PROMOTIONS DIRECTOR
Whew! At least this is a short one... and still got in all the required points!
lotto paclotto1@yahoo.com Aug 26 PACIFIC INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY ORGANISATION. FROM:THE DESK OF THE DIRECTOR OF PROMOTION INTERNATIONAL/PRIZE AWARD DEPT REF:PL2/209318/09 BATCH:18/103/HME. Dear Sir/Madam We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lottery Winners International programs held on the 20/7/2004. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number 436425795822-5022 with serial number 6614102, batch number 8561513507,lottery ref number 7675213911 and drew lucky numbers 7-9-4-17-34-44 which consequently won in category C, you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of US$1.500,000.00 (0NE MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND United States dollars) CONGRATULATIONS!!! Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your winning information confidential until your claims has been processed and your money Remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 40,000 company and 20,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world. This promotional program takes place every year. This lottery was promoted and sponsored by Association of software producers. we hope with part of your winning,you will take part in our next year US$20 million international lottery. To file for your claim, please contact our fiducial agent: ================================================================ Mr. Rook Van Nas Magnum Securities Company . Amsterdam Netherland. Email: magnumsecurity@rediffmail.com Tel: +31615304791 ================================================================= Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than 10th of September, 2004. After this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake. Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications please remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all correspondence. Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our agent as soon as possible. Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being part of our promotional program. Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified. Yours Sincerely, John Smith, Lottery Coordinator. ___________________________________________________________________________ Mail sent from WebMail service at - http://ard-drive.co.uk
First off; we have the Pacific [...] Lottery in Amsterdam??? And they say Americans are crappy with geography...
Interestingly, we have the results of a "choose the numbers" type lottery. Normally all I get is a reference number. Also - with these types of lotteries, the number are normalized to be sequential (so it is easier to identify if you've won). The ones that aren't normalized (as this one is not normalized) mean that ORDER MATTERS! Given that, odds of winning this (assuming an upper limit of 44) are 1 in 5,082,517,440. Yes. FIVE BILLION to one.
I wonder how much the Class "A" prize is worth... "You've won Guam!"
CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE WON A CASH AWARD ,PLEASE WRITE BACK IMMEDIATELY DAVE SWASON daveswason@caramail.com Aug 26 ATTN-SIR THELOTTER BOSAKAMPSTRAAT 26 7651 AM TUBBERGEN THE NETHERLANDS. FROM: THE DESK OF THE PROMOTIONS MANAGER, INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT, REF: TLOT /33351520234/04 BATCH: 24/AIS97/8482/BUK ATTENTION: RE/ AWARD NOTIFICATION; FINAL NOTICE We are pleased to inform you of the announcement today, 26th August,2004 of winners of the THELOTTER PROMO LOTTERY,THE NETHERLANDS/ INTERNATIONAL, PROGRAMS held on 28th June, 2004. Your email address,is attached to ticket number 7860-0908-1190-111, with serial number 4099-11 drew the lucky numbers 49-01-00-10-10-49, and consequently won the lottery in the 3rd category. You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of US$5,500.000.00 in cash credited to file REF NO. TLOT /33351520234/04. This is from total prize money of US$80,400,000.00 shared among the seventeen international winners in this category. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 25,000 names from Aust ralia, New Zealand, America, Europe, North America ,Africa and Asia as part of International Promotions Program, which is conducted annually. CONGRATULATIONS!Your fund is now deposited with a Security company insured in your name. Due to the mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep this award strictly from public notice until your claim has been processed and your money remitted to your account. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unscrupulous acts by participants of this program. We hope with a part of your prize, you will participate in our end of year high stakes US$1.3billion International Lottery. To begin your claim, please contact your Claims Agent; MRS CYNTHIA ADAMS FOREIGN SERVICE DIRECTOR, on email address:a_cynthia@caramail.com Please send your Telephone and Fax nos along. For due processing and remittance of your prize money to a designated account of the official bank to the lottery matters. Remember, all prize money must be claimed not later than 17TH SEPTEMBER 2004. After this date, all funds will be returned as unclaimed. NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote your reference and batch numbers in every one of your Correspondences with your agent. Furthermore, should there be any change of your address, do inform your claims agent as soon as possible. Congratulations again from all our staff and thank you for being part of our promotions program. Sincerely, DAVE SWASON THE PROMOTIONS DIRECTOR, LOTTER PROMO LOTTERY,THE NETHERLANDS.PROMO LOTTERY,THE NETHERLANDS.. N.B. Any breach of confidentiality on the part of the winners will result to disqualification. SORRY FOR THE LATE INFORMATION THANKS
Wow. 5.5 million. Biggest one yet!
We have another numbers drawing... this time they apparently REPLACE the numbers
after each draw AND order counts. Chances of winning are now:
50^6 or 15,625,000,000 to 1.
Ok, people were chosen from both North America, and America. The only way I can see this
as being consistent, is if the default America was South America. Might be it is...
HANS ECKERT nosainterlottonv@netscape.net Aug 27 DE LOTTO BV INTERNATIONALE EMAIL LOTTERY PROGRAMME FROM: THE PROMOTIONS DIRECTOR INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS DEPT. REF: BOL/821873DF BATCH: GY/951663/K ATTN: WINNER, AWARD NOTIFICATION We are pleased to inform you of the release, of the long awaited results of the DE LOTTO BV. INTERNATIONAL EMAIL LOTTERY PROMOTION PROGRAM held on the 26th August 2004. You were entered as dependent clients with: Reference Number:REF: BOL/821873DF and Batch number BATCH: hu:65526/5565 . Your email address attached to the ticket number: 369739 that drew the lucky winning number, which consequently won the DE LOTTO BV EMAIL LOTTERY first runner up category. You have been approved for a payment of 850,000.00Euros(EIGHT HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND EUROS.) in cash credited to file reference number:BOL/821873DF.This is from a total cash of 40,000,000.00 uros (FORTY MILLION EUROS) prize money shared among international winners in 2nd category. congratulations!!!!! All participants were selected through a Multi international computer ballot system drawn from 98,000 (Ninety eight thousand) names of email users around the world, as part of our international promotion programme. Due to mixed up of some names and addresses, we ask that you keep this award personal, till your claims has been processed and your funds remitted to you. This is part of our security measures to avoid double claiming or unwarranted taking advantage of the situation by other participants or impersonators. To begin your claim,do file for the release of your winning by contacting the paying Agent: COUSA INT LOTTERY BV Foreign Transfer Managers. Mr Hans Eckaert.Mrs Pamela Kesterijk TEL:0032-497-368-185 Email:cousa@winning.com They are your agent, and responsible for the processing and transfer of your winnings fund to you. YOUR SECURITY FILE NUMBER IS W-91237-H=B067/B4 (keep personal) Remember, your winning must be claimed not later than (9-09-04). After this date, funds might be returned back to the DE LOTTO BV as unclaimed. Furthermore, should there be any change in your address, do inform the COUSA INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY BV as soon as possible. Once again, Congratulations. Your Sincerely, Mrs. Kristen Hikeren. PROMOTIONS DIRECTOR
Dammit; this one isn't interesting at all... OH! I already WON once from DE LOTTO BV! Maybe that's why I didn't even get a million euros today...
lucky john luckylotto@walla.com Aug 28 FROM: UNIVERSAL STAKES LOTTERY SWITZERLAND. REF NUMBER: 014/060/532 BATCH NUMBER: 762901-PCD03 Attn: We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lottery Winners International programs held on the 3rd of July, 2004. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number 27522465896 -6453 with serial number 3772-554 drew lucky numbers 7-14-18-23-31-45 which consequently won in the 2nd category, you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of 2,000,000 (EUROS ) (TWO MILLION EUROS) CONGRATULATIONS!!! For security purpose, we advise that you keep your winning information confidential until your claims have been processed and your money remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 20,000 companies and 30,000,000 individual email addresses and names from a ll over the world. This promotional program takes place every year. This lottery was promoted and sponsored by multi national companies . You are requested to contact our clearance department below to assist you with the claim and transfer of your winnings fund into your nominated bank account: CLEARANCE DEPARTMENT kellyjones12@zwallet.com Note: that all winnings must be claimed not later than one month. After this date all unclaimed funds will be null and void. Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all correspondence. Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our agent as soon as possible. Congratulations once more and thank you for being part of our promotional program. NOTE:YOU ARE AUTOMATICALLY DISQUALIFIED IF YOU ARE BELOW 18 YEARS OF AGE. Sincerely yours, David Tim (Lottery Coordinator) Walla! Mail - get your free 1G mail today
I gotta say; this is the most coherent and reasonable lottery I've yet had the honor of winning.
It is a lottery paying out Euros, from Switzerland, funded by companies, with "lucky numbers" odds
relatively commensurate with the number of people entering. It was nicely formatted...
But why didn't they send it out from their own mail servers!?
Maybe Walla was one of the companies who funded the lottery.
tlpman2000@iol.pt Aug 29 DEPOST SUMMER OLYMPICS LOTTERY Ref number: DSOL/306/25921 Batch number: 64533642-AE Dear Sir/Madam We are pleased to inform you of the result of the lucky winners of the Depost Summer Olympics lottery international program held on the 27th Aug, 2004. Your e-mail address is attached to ticket number 27455668899-478 with serial number 1772-545 which drew lucky numbers 2-15-19-21-23-29 and consequently won in the 2nd category. You have been approved as the beneficiary for a lump individual payout of ($1,000,000, USD) One Million United States Dollars. Based on our guidelines, regulations and privacy policy, we strongly advice that you should keep your winning information confidential until you file for your claim and the subsequent processing concluded. It's worthy of note, that all participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from all over the world. This olympics promotional program takes place every four years. To file for your claim, please contact the lottery coordinator Mr Edwin Westerhof on e-mail address: depost2006@netscape.net or Tel:+31-615192754. In the same vein, you are required to file for your claim/payment not later than 7 Sept, 2004. Congratulations! With our best regards Ivo Tempelman (Director of operations) ________________________________________________________________________________ Anti-virus + Caixa de correio c/ 21MB + Bloqueador de janelas + Filtro de emails indesejados = Acesso IOL IOL. Tem tudo para ser mais simples Saiba como instalar: http://www.iol.pt/rodape_correio2
Depost? Uhh... Did you mean... I have no idea what you could mean.
rhodalove@atl.lv Aug 28
FROM:THE DESK OF THE MANAGING DIRECTOR
INTERNATIONAL/PRIZE AWARD DEPT
REF:PL2/209318/09
BATCH:18/103/HME.
Attn:Dear Sir/Madam
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the
Lottery Winners International programs held on the
23/3/2004. Your e-mail address attached to ticket
number 653164251591-6011 with serial number
7321410,batch number 7151085135,lottery ref number
6376527711 and drew lucky numbers 4-9-17-36-44-78
which consequently won in the 1st category, you have
therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of
US$1.500,000.00 (One Million, Five Hundred Thousand
United States dollars)
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that
you keep your winning information confidential until
your claims has been processed and your money Remitted
to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid
double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program
by some participants. All participants were selected
through a computer ballot system drawn from over
40,000 company and 20,000,000 individual email
addresses and names from all over the world. This
promotional program takes place every year. This
lottery was promoted and sponsored by
Association of software producers. we hope with part
of your winning,you will take part in our next year
US$20 million international lottery.
To file for your
claim, please contact our paying officer:
Contact Person:Mr.Paul Zimmerman
TEL:+31-623-304-789
Email:ftfs06@fastermail.com
Email: ftfs@rediff.com
Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than
25th of september,2004. After this date all unclaimed
funds will be included in the next stake. Please note
in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications
please remember to quote your reference number and
batch numbers in all correspondence.
Furthermore, should there be any change of address do
inform our agent as soon as possible.
Congratulations once more from our members of staff
and thank you for being part of our promotional
program.
Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.
yours Sincerely,
Mrs.Queensley Rhoda,
For Management.
This one sucked. I had to put in all the paragraph breaks just to
make it readable. There must be some tax on return characters in Latvia.
Also, there are RULES for using capitol letters in English; and they aren't difficult.
New sentence = use shit key. Proper name = use shift key. Months and days of the week are capitalized.
This one has so much wrong I don't even know where to start. My tip for you is
HIRE PROFESSIONAL TRANSLATORS. There must be someone out there who speaks English and Netherlanderese... (Hollandese?)
MRS. BETJE WILLEM gmloto@k.ro Aug 30 INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY PROMOTIONS NETHERLANDS. TANNDERSTRAAT 63B 3026 XP AMSTERDAM,THE NETHERLANDS. REF.NUMBER: WGKH/763276/03 BATCH NUMBER: 2891/MK CREDIT FILE NUMBER:XXAX07/74389993/82. LOTTERY WINNING NOTIFICATION We are pleased to inform you of the announcement today, 30Th August 2004 of winners of the international Lottery Promotions the Netherlands /International, Program held on 27, July 2004. Your email address was attached to ticket number 773-56678239975, drew the lucky numbers 7-14-21-42-77-39, batch number 2891/MK and consequently won the lottery in category A. You have therefore been approved of a lump sum pay out of 250,000.00 Euro (Two Hundred and Fifty Thousand Euro) in credited to file lottery Ref number. NLH/763276/03. This is from total prize money of 20,000,000.00 Euro shared among the international winners in categories A with serial number: LP/KPN/95-P2997666782. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn form 25,000 company email addresses and 70,000,000 individual email addresses from Australia,Africa, New Zealand,Europe, SOUTH & North America and Asia as part of International Promotions Program, which is conducted annually. CONGRATULATIONS! Your fund is now in the custody of a financial company insured in your File Reference number.Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we advice that you keep this lottery winning strictly from public notice until your Claims has been process and your winning is remitted to you.This is part of our security policy to avoid double claims or unscrupulous acts by participants of this program. This lottery program was promoted by our group of philanthropist headed by the Netherlands government. We hope with a part of your prize, you will participate in our next stakes 5,000,000.00 Euro International Lottery. To file for your claim, please contact our financial agent: MR.Thompson Richards VIRTUAL FINANCE BV. AMSTERDAM,NETHERLANDS Tel:+31643122452 Email:claimsagenthomp@netscape.net Remember that all winning prize must be claimed not later than 20Th SEPTEMBER 2004. After this date, all lottery winning funds that are not claimed will be returned as unclaimed. Note: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to always quote your reference and batch numbers in every correspondences with your financial/claims agent. Furthermore, should there be any change of address, do inform your financial/claim agent as soon as possible. Congratulations once again from our team of staff and thank you for being part of our promotion. Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified. Yours sincerely, MRS. BETJE WILLEM (LOTTERY COORDINATOR) NB. Any breach of confidentiality on the part of the winners will result to disqualification
...and as if an ALL CAPS ANSWER came to my prayers... they figured out the North/South America thing AND capitalized September (And elevated New Zealand to continent status). Not that I'm complaining... but you can easy up the the shift key a bit with those capitalizations... it is usually just the first letter.
I have received comments from people wanting to know if they'd won.
Let me now drop what little subtle I had. You did not win.
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