|
|
I am the Luckiest Person EverI have received comments from people wanting to know if they'd won.
BARON PATSY. interlottocnv@netscape.net Aug 17 EMAIL: LOTTERY SWEEPSTAKES (ACCREDITED LICENSED AGENT INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY .N.V) Ref. Nnumbe:IMFD 044/576/577/7D Batch Number: 5455-98774-FG 7K Sir/Madam We are pleased to inform you about the result of the Winners International Lottery programs LIEGE held on the 16th august,2004. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number 007686605- with serial number 6774-582 drew lucky numbers 7-16-98-22-20-45 which consequently won in the 1st category, you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of EUR 1,000,000.00 (One Million Euros) in cash credited to file REF NUMBER IMFD 044/576/577/7D.This is from total prize money of EURO EUR50, 000,000.00 shared among the fifty, international winners in this category. CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!! Due to the mix up of some numbers and name's we ask that you keep your Winning information confidential until your claims has been processedand Your money Remitted to you. This is part of our security protocolTo avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some Participants. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn . >From over 20,000 company and 30,000,000 individual email addresses andnames from all over the world. This promotional program takes placeevery three years.This lottery was promoted by the software corporation to compensate somefew individuals with website and email addresses, we hope that with partof your winning you will take part in our next year EUREUR50 million international lottery. To file for your Claim, please contact our CLAIM MANAGER. WILLIAM RAYMOND DOUGLAS, TEL: +32-497-928-408 Email: Uniquedipsecfins@netscape.net Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than 30th of September 2004.After this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake.Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications Please remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all Correspondence. Furthermore, should there be any change of address doInform our agent as soon as possible.Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for Being part of our promotional program.Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified. Sincerely yours, Mr, Baron Patsy. (Lottery Coordinator) Confidential!? Baron... you're cramping my style... Still! I will ignore you and hope the people in the mix-up don't read this! MR. HUGO JAKOB. internationalotto_ned@globalum.com Aug 17 INTERNATIONAL LOTTO NETHERLANDS KEMPERING 4-2D, 7265KE AMSTERDAM. THE NETHERLANDS. REPLY EMAIL TO:internationallotto_ned@globalum.com From: The Promotions Manager Prize and Award Department. Reference Number:132/756/4534. Batch Number:638/SP/02. AUGUST 2004 DRAW RESULTS/ WINNING NOTICE. Congratulations! We announce with pleasure that you have emerged as one of the two winners of the International Lotto NL ballot draws held in the month of AUGUST 2004. Be informed that your Email address is among 15,000 individuals/private companies Email addresses selected by our computer ballot system and have scaled through all three draws of the Lotto In line with all NETHERLANDS Lottery Regulations, Lotto has just concluded its annual draws for the year 2004. launching our model computer balloting lottery draws, developed and designed to satisfy the cravings of the ever growing number of participants in our various lottery programs. With funds accrued exclusively from previous draws, payouts to all winners are guaranteed and will be transferred in record time. By our procedures, you were allocated to lottery ticket number 76-1102-103. Ballot 1 and ballot 2 numbers are 1102/545 and 1102/73 respectively, with serial number AA5/120920. From the results of the final draws, you have emerged as a Prime winner in the "A" category and therefore entitled to a winning payout amounting to Euro 500,000.00. (five hundred thousand Euro ) This is from the total amount of Euro 1,500,000.00 for allocated to the two "B" category winners. Your prize money has been insured and credited in your name to file Ref. No. 132/756/4534. You are therefore to contact one of our finance Directors/agents to immediately claim your prize. Please find contact information below: MRS CLAUDIA DUTCH OR MR. HAHN JOSEF FINANCE DIRECTOR, INTERNATIONAL LOTTO NETHERLANDS. REPLY EMAIL TO :internationallotto_ned@globalum.com. Remember, you must make your claim before or on the 25th of August 2004 also you are to contact our claim agent /Finance Director immediately to avoid funds being returned as unclaimed. All corespondence to MRS. CLAUDIA DUTCH OR MR. HAHN JOSEF should have this email sent along with it and also, your email address to which this email is sent should be clearly and boldly written in your response. You should also include your reference number:132/756/4534 Batch Number:638/SP/02 and also,should there be any change of your address, do inform our account officer as soon as possible. Be advised that Lotto regulations prohibit you from publicly disclosing your win until you have received your prize money. This is for security reasons and to avoid cases of multiple claims processing. Congratulations again from all our staff and thank you for being part of our international email lottery program. It is our hope that with a part of your prize, you will participate in our end of year high stakes Euro 1.3billion International lotto. Sincerely, MR. HUGO JAKOB. THE PROMOTIONS MANAGER, Premature disclosure is half the fun! You Netherlander Lottery people suck! Netherlands yeah... right. Doesn't even sound like a real country. RICHARD COLE wildlifewins@mail2world.com Aug 17 FROM: THE LOTTERY COORDINATOR, INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT DEAR SIR/MADAM, RESULTS FOR THIRD CATEGORY DRAWS After a successful completion of the third category draws of WILD LIFE WINS GAMES INTERNATIONAL PROGRAMS held on 10th of July 2003, we are pleased to inform you of the official announcement today, 16th of July 2004, that you have emerged one of the winners of the WILD LIFE WINS GAME INTERNATIONAL PROGRAMS, which is part of our promotional draws. Participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 25,000 names/email addresses of individuals and companies from Africa, America, Asia, Australia, Canada, Europe, Middle East, and New Zealand as part of our International Promotions Program. You/Your Company, attached to ticket number 714-5-9827, with serial number 14-83 drew the lucky numbers 11, 16, 29, 36, 38, 42 and consequently won in the Third Category. You have therefore been awarded a lump sum pay out of US$1,000,000.00, which is the winning payout for third category winners. This is from the total prize money of US$14,000,000.00 shared among the fourteen international winners in the Third category. CONGRATULATIONS! Your fund is now deposited with MST&FINANCE INT. insured in your name. To avoid mix up of numbers and names of any kind, we request that you keep this award strictly from the notice of any third party, until the entire process of transferring your claims has been completed, and your funds remitted to your account. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unscrupulous acts by participants of this program. We also wish to bring to your notice our End Year (2004) high stakes where you stand a chance of winning up to US$13 million; we hope that with a part of your prize you will participate. Please contact your claims agent immediately, to begin your claims process. MR.RICHARD COLE FOREIGN DEPARTMENT MANAGER, PHONE: 31-619 030 875 EMAIL:richardcole117@netscape.net for due processing and remittance of your prize money to a designated account of your choice. Remember, you must contact your claim agent not later than 30th August 2004 after this date, all funds will be returned as unclaimed NOTE: To avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote your reference and batch numbers provided below in every one of your correspondence with your claims agent. Woohoo! I love Wild Life (especially mosses and penguins, though elk are also neat-o). I also love money! These lotteries are so great! Too bad I can't tell anyone about them... ubc012000@portal.ro Aug 17 Our Ref: UKNL/255457003/02 Your Ref: UK - NL/0627/02 Batch No: WD19/0065/02RN. ATTN:WINNER. Dear treasured winner, We are pleased to notify you of the release today as dated of the "UK National Lottery/ International Promotions Programs held on the 12th day of August 2004. Participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 24,000 names from Europe, America, Asia, Australia, New Zealand, Middle-East, Africa, and North & South America, as part our International Promotions program conducted annually to encourage prospective overseas entries. We hope with part of your prize awards, you take part in a vacation opportunity for a rock-bottom price. The result of our computer draw 776 of this day reveals your names attached to Ticket Number 025-11476886 with serial number 188 drew the Lucky number 18-19-21-32-35-39-42, which consequently won the Lottery prize awards in the 2nd category. Therefore, you have won a Lottery jackpot in a drawing worth £360,000.00 (three hundred and Sixty Thousand Pounds Sterling Only) in cash prize credited to file Ref No: UKNL/255457003/02. This is from the total prize of £6,140,850.00 (Six Million One hundred and Fifty Pounds Sterling Only) shared among the Thirty Eight overseas lucky winners in this category as part of our promotional program for this year 2004. Your prize award has been insured in your names and ready for claim. To begin your claims therefore, you are advised on final notice and as a matter for urgency, to familiarize yourself with our licensed and accredited claim agent for the processing of your prize awards winning and payment to designated bank account. Contact the Customer Service Unit, UBF WEALTH MANAGEMENT LOTTERY Inc. Email: ubc_202@yahoo.com Contact person: MR. NORMAN SMITH. YOU ARE TO FORWARD TO THE ABOVE E_MAIL ADDRESS WHERE YOU WANT US TO SEND YOUR DRAFT. PLEASE NOTE THAT WE CAN ONLY SEND IT TO YOU BY FED-EX OR DHL.YOU ARE ALSO EXPECTED TO FEE FOR SENDING THE DRAFT AND FEES FOR PROCESSING YOUR LOTO WIN. Due to mix up in some numbers and names and for the purpose of confidentiality, you are advised to keep this award notification a secret from public notice until your claim has been processed and your prize money remitted to your designated bank account as this is part of precautionary measures to avoid double claim or misuse of this program by some social miscreants. Hence, your awards winning is confidential as our winners are at liberty to remain completely anonymous until payment is effected to the benefit of the beneficiary. Our staffs are sworn to secrecy, so you will be the only one to know what you’ve won hence, this notification via this medium (E-MAIL) to avoid interception of official letters. On a final note, you are advised to begin your claim immediately hence, all prize awards must be claimed and disbursed within 21 days of this notification as elapse of the scheduled "End of Claim" date will authorize funds withholding for redirection as abandoned/unclaimed without notice. Note: To enhance the processing of your claim by our accredited claim agent, you are advised to officially introduce yourself to the claim agent and also provide them with valid means of your personal identification with a copy of this awards notification for references. CONGRATULATION!!! At your disposal, we remain. Very Truly Yours, CHARLES LOUS McClen (Mr.), Director. International Promotions Unit, UK NATIONAL LOTTERY, Units 2A & 2B, Olympic Way, Sefton Business Park, Aintree Liverpool, L30 IRD, UNITED KINGDOM. THIS MESSAGE IS FOR THE ABOVE NAMED PERSON IF THIS MESSAGE WAS ACCIDENTALLY DIRECTED TO YOU PLEASE DISREGARD AND DELETE WE ARE SORRY FOR ANY INCONVENIENCIES THIS MAY CAUSE YOU __________________________________________ Ai mancat azi? Comanda on-line mancare chinezeasca, romaneasca, mexicana sau pizza la http://www.culinar.ro!
What!? I can't tell people because of ANOTHER Mix-Up!? You international lottery people suck. We rarely have mix-ups in the US Lotteries... and all of our mix-ups are because too many people claim the prize. CONGRATULATIONS Lottery! silvertrustagent09@spinfinder.com Aug 18 MEGA LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD DEPT. REF: MLI/231-ILGI0431/03 BATCH: IPD/15/096/PTNL RE: WINNING FINAL NOTIFICATION Sir/Madam We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lottery Winners International programs held on the 17th of August 2004. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number 20511465897-6291 with serial number 472-971103 drew lucky numbers 8-66-97-22-71-64 which consequently won in the 2nd category, you have therefore been approved for a sum pay out of US$ 500,000.00 (Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars). CONGRATULATIONS!!! Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your winning information very confidential till your claims has been processed and your prize/money Remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 200,000,000 company and 300,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world. This promotional program takes place annually. We hope with part of your winning you will take part in our next year USD100 million international lottery. To file for your claim, please contact our/your fiducial agent MR.RICHARD GORDON of the, SILVER TRUST AGENT TEL: +31-630-054-343 FAX: +31-645-236-856 Email: richardgordon14@netscape.net Note that all winning must be claimed not later than 31th of August 2004. After this date all unclaimed, funds will be included in the next stake. Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications please remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all correspondence. Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our agent as soon as possible. Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being part of our promotional program. Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified. Sincerely yours, Mrs. Helen Van Hall Lottery Coordinator. REPLY EMAIL TO richardgordon14@netscape.net I'm beginning to think that there is only one International Lottery, and that they are incompetent. These winning messages are all written by the same person, yet signed by different people. There may be something fishy going on... ROBERT JOHNSON eurolotteryinter@netscape.net Aug 18 (EURO LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL BELGIUM.) Ref. Nnumbe:IMFD 044/576/577/7D Batch Number: 5455-98774-FG 7K Sir/Madam We are pleased to inform you about the result of the Winners International Lottery programs BRUGGE held on the 17th august,2004. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number 007686605- with serial number 6774-582 drew lucky numbers 7-16-98-22-20-45 which consequently won in the 1st category, you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of EUR 1,000,000.00 (One Million Euros) in cash credited to file REF NUMBER IMFD 044/576/577/7D.This is from total prize money of EURO EUR50, 000,000.00 shared among the fifty, international winners in this category. CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!Due to the mix up of some numbers and name's we ask that you keep your Winning information confidential until your claims has been processedand Your money Remitted to you. This is part of our security protocolTo avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some Participants. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn . From over 20,000 company and 30,000,000 individual email addresses andnames from all over the world. This promotional program takes placeevery three years.This lottery was promoted by the software corporation to compensate somefew individuals with website and email addresses, we hope that with partof your winning you will take part in our next year EUREUR50 million international lottery. To file for your Claim, please contact our CLAIM MANAGER. DAVES MICHEAL, TEL: +32-484-683-761 Email: altanticdiplomat@netscape.net Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than 30th of September 2004.After this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake.Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications Please remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all Correspondence. Furthermore, should there be any change of address doInform our agent as soon as possible.Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for Being part of our promotional program.Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified. Sincerely yours, Mr, ROBERT JOHNSON. (Lottery Coordinator) Thank you Belgium! I get a million Euro, and this time I am free to tell people about it. Looks like the Flemish got their shit together.
platiniumlotto@handbag.com Aug 20
LUCKYSTAR INTERNATIONAL LOTTORY
AMSTERDAM THE NETHERLANDS
Ref. Number: YK-958/756/04222
Batch Number: 79VD-381127-54
Sir/Madam
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the
Lottery Winners International programs held on 20th August, 2004 your E-mail
address attached to ticket number 8224765896-677 with serial number 2917-323
drew lucky numbers 66-14-08-23-33-44 which consequently won in the 2nd category,
you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of
US$500,000.00 (Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars) CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your Winning
information confidential until your claims has been processed and your money
remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol
to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some Participants.
All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from
over 19,000 company and 28,000,000 individual Email addresses and
names from all over the world. This promotional
program takes place every three year. This lottery was promoted and Sponsored
by Bill Gates,
President of the World Largest software, we hope with part of your winning
you will take part in our next year USD50 million international lottery.
To file for your claim, please contact our financial agent.
Mr. Steve Kampen
Pinacle Trust Agency Netherlands
TEL: 0031-623 516 183
E-mail: pinacletrustnl@netscape.net
Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than of 13th September,
2004. After this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake.
Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications. Please
remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all
correspondence. Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform
our agent as soon as possible.
Congratulations once more from our members and staff and thank you for being
part of our promotional
program.
Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.
Sincerely yours,
Mrs Wiepie Van Lan.
__________________________________________________________________
Get Tiscali Broadband From £15:99
http://www.tiscali.co.uk/products/broadbandhome/
Woah! Bill Gates. Finally, a name I can trust. Also trustworthy is the name of the lottery... centered. That takes talent. MR JAN JERRY kraslotteen02@netscape.net Aug 20 Dear Winner, We are pleased to inform you of the result of Email Lottery promotion held on the 16th August ,2004 and that you were one of the five lucky winners and your e-mail address attached to ticket number 4208-6234 with serial number 8880-278 drew lucky numbers 1-03-66-9 which consequently won in the 1st category, you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay of $1,000,000.00(ONE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS) CONGRATULATIONS!!! All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 25,000 company and 30,000,000 individual email addresses and names from All over the world. we hope that with part of your winning you will take part in our next year TEN MILLION USD International Lottery. Please to file in for your claims, contact our fiducial agent: Don Johnson of KRASLOTEN. Email: kraslotteen@netscape.net Please do remember, all winning must be claimed not later than 25th September,2004. After this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake. Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications,If you wish to file in for your claims,you are therefore requested to qoute the following claims requirements. 1. Reference,Batch ,Serial and Lucky Numbers. 2. Your Full Names and Adress 3. Tel and Fax Numbers. Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being part of our promotional program. Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified. Sincerely yours, Mr Jan Jerry Lottery Coordinator. Apparently Don Johnson is now living in the Netherlands, and is a fiducial agent. I always knew he would go far... Note to the guy that writes these Congratulation Letters: fiducial is NOT in common usage. Yes; it is an English word, but almost no one knows what it means. MRS BECKY WHITE megainterlottery@netscape.net Aug 20 EMAIL LOTTERY SWEEPSTAKES (ACCREDITED LICENSED AGENT TO ABSOLUTELY FAMOUS LOTTERY) MEGA EURO INTERNATIONAL LOTTO BELGIUM 12, MEETING STRAAT ANTEWERPEN 2000 BELGIUM Ref. Number: 122/756/4140 Batch Number: 635901537-8427 We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lottery Winners International programs held on the 20th august, 2004. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number 37511465895-4411 with serial number 4782-420 drew lucky numbers 8-14-77-21-21-59 which consequently won in the 2nd category, you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of US$ 1000,000.00 (one million United States Dollars) CONGRATULATIONS!!! Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your winning information confidential until your claims has been processed and your money remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 20,000 company and 30,000,000 individual Email addresses and names from all over the world. This promotional program takes place every three years. This lottery was promoted and sponsored by Presidents of the World Largest softwares, we hope with part of your winning you will take part in our next year USD50 million international lottery. To file for your claim, please contact our FIDUCIAL Agent MR. steve more of the MEGA EURO LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL.. Tel:32-496-879-223. EMAIL:stevemore230@netscape.net Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than 20th of september,2004. After this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake. Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications. please remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all correspondence. Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our agent as soon as possible. Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being part of our promotional program. Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified. Sincerely yours, Mrs. Becky white. Lottery Coordinator. Ok, Mega Euro, you need to get with the times. The other folks have their numbers mix-up free. Does Belgium use US Dollars? I always thought they used... Belg-ios... or something...
susan info suzaninfonl@expn.com Aug 21
LUCKYDAY INTERNATIONAL.
AMSTERDAM-NETHERLANDS.
FROM:THE DESK OF THE VICE PRESIDENT.
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD.
BACTH NO: LDNL/019961/03.
REF. NO. LDNL/143164/03
RE: AWARD NOTIFICATION
This is to inform you of the release of the GLOBAL LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL/
WORLD GAMING BOARD held on the 22nd of july 2004.
Due to the mix up of number, the results were released on the 19th of August 2004.
Your email attached to ticket number 51723-4 with serial number 932497-1 drew the
lucky numbers of 2-2-9 which consequently won the lottery in the 3rd category.
You have therefore been approved for a lump sum payout of $1,000,000.00 ( ONE
MILLION UNITIED STATES DOLLARS) in cash credited to file with REF. NO.LDNL/143164/03
CONGRATULATIONS:Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep
your winning information confidential until your claims has been processed
and your money Remitted to you.
This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of
this program by some participants.
All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from
only Microsoft users from over 20,000 company, and 30,000,000.00 individual email
addresses and names from all over the world.
This promotional program takes place every three years.
To begin your lottery claim, please contact the processing company that have
been appointed for the processing of your wining. Please call your Fiducial Agent,
Mr.MARK EDWIN the Foreign operation manager of the appointed company,
LUCKYDAY INTERNATIONAL B.V....on
Tel: 0031-649-040-199
Email (luckyday200info@netscape.net)
For the processing and remittance of your winning prize money to a destination of your choice.
Any claim not made before two weeks from this date will be returned to
the MINISTERIAL VAN DE ECONOMIA HOLLAND.
Note that all unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake.
Also in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications,
remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all your correspondence
with Mr. MARRK EDWIN and please follow all his instructions religiously.
Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our agent as soon as possible.
Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being part of our
promotional program.
Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.
Yours Sincerely,
Susan Van Borch
Lottery Coordinator Luckyday International.
_______________________________________________________
Expn.com e-mail: http://expnmail.go.com
I'm tired... so tired of reading these... my head... I have received comments from people wanting to know if they'd won.
This document is part of Incompetech.com.
|