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Pete's MS Letter as it was published in the "Daily"
Pete's Notes on Pete's Letteras some of you may have heard, I have been wanting to send a letter to the Daily Northwestern (the school newspaper) for some time now. I just haven't found something important enough. Oh sure, I was visibly upset when one of the sororities didn't get proper coverage, and true, the blatantly false stories about the men's golf team lit a fire under me, but hmmmm, not quite what I was looking for..... well the time has come. The School of Engineering, in its rather non-infinite wisdom, has decided to have two VP's from MICROSOFT speak at tech's convocation. what was that pete? yes, microsoft. graduation. speak. you heard right. I am seriously PISSED OFF. And now the whole school will know. And seeing as though its now, oh about 4:30am and I am wired out of my mind from mountain dew, i am sure i got my point across just fine. I believe I compared this decision to having the school of Music invite the Spice Girls to speak, and the journalism school have jerry springer "share a few words of wisdom" this is so totally unbelievable. This is so typical northwestern I don't even know why i am surprised. I bet that idiot dean was all happy too. "wow, we got guys from microsoft!!!!" SLAP SLAP SLAP!!!!!!!! anyway, what a perfect way to end fours years at this brainwashing dump of a school. My only thought now is what I can possibly wear to piss off the MS people. A big apple-striped gown? oh yeah baby, i think so. at the end of my letter, I suggested that perhaps it was not too late to get Linus Torvalds. there is no way i am going to be able to start my homework now. I am just too mad. hmmm, the supreme ruler of the cs dept said it took him 25 hours and he still didn't finish. Class is at 1pm. Lets see what pete can do. I'm guessing pete can get a D-. whatever pete
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